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That’s what she said…
posted on 7 Jan 2011 in Snacks
Photo courtesy of Michael Truscott.
Photo of a custard omiyage snack from Japan.
Hanjyuku means ‘half-cooked’ or soft boiled.
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Do you have such a mouth?
That doesn’t make sense. It needs to be hard to enter cream into a mouth.
Agh…… What happens to the other half? It’s hard and does not melt?
Cru cream: drowsily delicious!
Sounds like a specialty of the Hotel BJ.
I’m not sure whether to be turned on or terrified
It melts in a mouth.
It melts in a hand not.
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Haiku erotica
Cru is a Custard Tart. She has a new angle on erotica. Every time you are about to have an orgasm, she slaps you in the earhole with a bowl of custard.
I am half melted just reading it. Is she a member of that Perfect Satisfaction Association?
So I guess we’ll need Viagra, Pepto-Bismol, mouthwash and LOTS of coffee.
Nothing says appetizing like half digested cream.
…and for our blue-collar fans, Bru
doesn’t exactly melt in the mouth but we’ve got the drowsily
Let me ask you a question, punk: Do you swallow ??
Spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what ‘half digestion drowsily’ means. Am feeling drowsy now…..
It melts in a mouth, just not yours.
Didn’t anyone notice the background? Looks familiar. Maybe it’s just me.