That’s what she said…

Do you have such a mouth?

That doesn’t make sense. It needs to be hard to enter cream into a mouth.

Agh…… What happens to the other half? It’s hard and does not melt?

Cru cream: drowsily delicious!

Sounds like a specialty of the Hotel BJ.

I’m not sure whether to be turned on or terrified

It melts in a mouth.
It melts in a hand not.

Meet Cru. Cru is a petite 26yo Japanese female who enjoys long beach walks, fine red wine and French jazz. She has her own house in Tokyo, a small pet iguana and is prone to crazed & uncontrollable cannabalistic tendencies on first dates.

Contact Cru! cru@weirdoperversions.com

Haiku erotica

Cru is a Custard Tart. She has a new angle on erotica. Every time you are about to have an orgasm, she slaps you in the earhole with a bowl of custard.

I am half melted just reading it. Is she a member of that Perfect Satisfaction Association?

So I guess we’ll need Viagra, Pepto-Bismol, mouthwash and LOTS of coffee.

Nothing says appetizing like half digested cream.

…and for our blue-collar fans, Bru
doesn’t exactly melt in the mouth but we’ve got the drowsily

Let me ask you a question, punk: Do you swallow ??

Spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what ‘half digestion drowsily’ means. Am feeling drowsy now…..

It melts in a mouth, just not yours.

Didn’t anyone notice the background? Looks familiar. Maybe it’s just me.