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Zero estabilishment quality is guaranteed ?? Forget about perfect satisfaction !
Perfect satisfaction! Really I was expecting this jacket to be blue.
It sounds too good to be true, it feels uncomfortable enough to be true, it looks so dorky it can’t be true and the price is pure fantasy
The perfect jacket for people with low standards.
Zero estabilishment of correct spelling.
The Zero Establishment is a proud member of the Place Value System. “You can count on us.”
I tried ASSOCIATION but found I could get more things done in COMMITTEE
We’re going to fight this establishment by forming an association. Who’s with me?
I still can’t get no satisfaction.
Quality X 0 = 0 = Satisfaction
Now just learn to spell “establishment” and I will be perfectly satisfied!
Estabiliousness.
Well, “quality guaranteed” does sound a bit too good to be true…
So why speculate an origin in Asia? It’s perfectly believable as a product of Chicago.
That’s not true, Jellychop. It’s all spelled correctly. Zero establishment of grammar is more like it.
That’s what gets me about some of these-the grammar and syntax are nonexistent but the spelling is perfect!
…the “author” even used the word “too” correctly…I think…
We can’t be having any estabilishment, now can we?
♫ I can’t get no perfect satisfaction ♫
The association establishment module establishes an association … the horizontal angle and the pitching angle are zero; and coordinates of … Etc. Etc. you get the picture?