Hey door!

Hey door!

posted on 2 Jan 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Don’t yell, he gets unhinged…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Lingmont.
Found at a bar in Thailand.

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DrLex
DrLex
13 years ago

OPEN SESAME!

SF
SF
13 years ago

THE DOOR!!!!

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

Will that be a single or a double.

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

Whats wrong is it deaf?

Tong
Tong
13 years ago

Hi, door, beer or scotch? My shout.

J-Luke
J-Luke
13 years ago

Shout, shout, let it all out…. the door…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
13 years ago

I can’t believe these drunken bums! I put a sign up and still they leave the door oupen all the time!

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

After a couple of Jaeger Bombs, you’ll be shouting all kinds of things!

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

Is this the way ot?

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
13 years ago

Knocking is not enough. It’s the modern OPEN SESAME.

It said Thank You so definitely it means it.

kyle vincent
kyle vincent
13 years ago

Oh and yes, keep the ice ice cold while shouting “The Door.” (Look at the sign above)

xila31
xila31
13 years ago

It’s like the clapper, but vocal, and perfect for people who are too drunk to turn a nob.

Brian
Brian
13 years ago

I wanna know what the handwritten notes on “Thank You” say…

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
13 years ago

If shouting at the door fails, try ranting at a window

phoenixx
phoenixx
13 years ago

please shout at the door, its a little warped from the night before

Chuck
Chuck
13 years ago

Hey door !! You’re a jar !!

Cindy
Cindy
13 years ago

I agree, Brian. Maybe they’re correcting or laughing at the note in Thai…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

I shouted at the door. It opened and a team of police arrested me for abusing the door. Yes. It’s a trap door!

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

THE DOOR!!! THE DOOR!!! tHE DOOR!!!
Ok. What happens now.

Elsys St. Valencia
13 years ago

“Hey Door!”
“What?”
“Knife!”

Pete
Pete
13 years ago

Come on baby light my fire (and ice).

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

“Knock knock.”
‘Who’s there?’
“A door.”
‘A door who?’
“I simply adore you.”

DragonLady
DragonLady
13 years ago

Please shout.

Thank you,

The Door

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

Whenever God opens a door, He closes a window.

Pete
Pete
13 years ago

Can anybody read the Thai writing and tell us what it says?

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

@Chris. Whenever God opens a door, he slams a window on your fingers.

Eccekio
Eccekio
13 years ago

@Pete. Thai writing eh? I thought it was the proof of the equation….. E= MC2.

emily2903
emily2903
13 years ago

I will, when frustrated.

Yannush
Yannush
13 years ago

Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud! You’ll make as much noise as when slamming the door but won’t damage it.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
13 years ago

It’s not Thai…it looks Georgian

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
13 years ago

I wish my door had knockers like the ones on the JM sign

gd
gd
13 years ago

“Shouldn’t do that – shouldn’t do that – Wexes it, you know. You let it alone, and it’ll let you alone, you know.”
(http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/books/2chpt9.html)

The Beatles
The Beatles
13 years ago

Twist the door knob, then shout.

DragonLady
DragonLady
13 years ago

You know you make me want to…

Pete
Pete
13 years ago

@Faulty:

Expatriate Georgians: Thailand’s best kept secret?

Eoin
Eoin
13 years ago

“The doors! The doors! Attend!”
“Let all catechumens depart. All catechumens depart. Let not one
catechumen remain”

emily
emily
13 years ago

You are being so polite. I find it hard to be rude to the door….

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
13 years ago

THE DOOR!

You’re welcome.

DrinkyThinky
DrinkyThinky
13 years ago

it’s treasures there!!! Just shout.
Thanks 40 thieves

Murilo Silva
Murilo Silva
13 years ago

Doorknob instructions:
1-Twist.
2-Shout.

EffEff
EffEff
13 years ago

Jim Morrison lives, in a bar somewhere in Thailand.

garudamon11
garudamon11
13 years ago

It beautifully shouts at the door

Pikachu
Pikachu
12 years ago

That’s Burmese, not Thai.

Vohn_Exel
Vohn_Exel
12 years ago

“FUS RO DAH!”

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

The writings translate to: And shut off the light before living.

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