I don’t mind…

My what a big mouth you have

The Easter Island statue they don’t talk about.

The Engrish was approved by Mr. Anu Sharma before he left India for Thailand.

“The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it’s full of stars! …”

That’s what SHE said……

Ok, but look the other way, you’re kinda creepin’ out me out !

This is the last surviving specimen of the Giant Blue Submissive Hamster (Mesocricetus Caeruleus Submittens Giganticus). For some reason the rest of the species has become extinct.

Benny Bear knew his depression had reached new depths, but he was powerless to stop himself. ‘I am a rubbish bin & I deserve to eat garbage’ the thought over & over again. Clearly, the cognitive behavioural therapy was not working. This would be Dr. Einenhoff’s greatest challenge yet! ‘Nothing 240 volts across the frontal lobe can’t fix’ he thought as he climbed to the mountain top and laid eyes upon his next patient…

Thanks… but, I’m still trying to figure how!!!

Technically, can this be called “Trash talking”?

This is what a panda looks like when it starts eating garbage.

The Indian spin on “La Bocca della Verita”…

Hi, I’m your average Blue-White Panda junk food addict. I accept all donations.

Nice sentiment, but sadly your “better half” is buried in concrete.

Hey Joe, don’t forget, it’s your day in the hole…

I wonder which of us will wear the pants in our relationship…….

use me use your not the average groupie

It’s a urinal for very tall men.

I am at your disposal, literally.

“I make trashy oral service”

Pedobear is supposed to be brown. I’m seriously disappointed.

Wow….an S&M bear…i havent seen one of those in a while….

Just keep on usin’ me….until you use me up.

The sado half of this sadomasochistic pair will be along shortly.

I’m surprised at you people.
“USEME” is actually an Indian word.
It means, “Thank you sir … May I have another.”

Cuz he ain’t that average groupie