Hey door!

OPEN SESAME!

THE DOOR!!!!

Will that be a single or a double.

Whats wrong is it deaf?

Hi, door, beer or scotch? My shout.

Shout, shout, let it all out…. the door…

I can’t believe these drunken bums! I put a sign up and still they leave the door oupen all the time!

After a couple of Jaeger Bombs, you’ll be shouting all kinds of things!

Is this the way ot?

Knocking is not enough. It’s the modern OPEN SESAME.

It said Thank You so definitely it means it.

Oh and yes, keep the ice ice cold while shouting “The Door.” (Look at the sign above)

It’s like the clapper, but vocal, and perfect for people who are too drunk to turn a nob.

I wanna know what the handwritten notes on “Thank You” say…

If shouting at the door fails, try ranting at a window

please shout at the door, its a little warped from the night before

Hey door !! You’re a jar !!

I agree, Brian. Maybe they’re correcting or laughing at the note in Thai…

I shouted at the door. It opened and a team of police arrested me for abusing the door. Yes. It’s a trap door!

THE DOOR!!! THE DOOR!!! tHE DOOR!!!
Ok. What happens now.

“Hey Door!”
“What?”
“Knife!”

Come on baby light my fire (and ice).

“Knock knock.”
‘Who’s there?’
“A door.”
‘A door who?’
“I simply adore you.”

Please shout.

Thank you,

The Door

Whenever God opens a door, He closes a window.

Can anybody read the Thai writing and tell us what it says?

@Chris. Whenever God opens a door, he slams a window on your fingers.

@Pete. Thai writing eh? I thought it was the proof of the equation….. E= MC2.

I will, when frustrated.

Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud! You’ll make as much noise as when slamming the door but won’t damage it.

It’s not Thai…it looks Georgian

I wish my door had knockers like the ones on the JM sign

“Shouldn’t do that – shouldn’t do that – Wexes it, you know. You let it alone, and it’ll let you alone, you know.”
(http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/books/2chpt9.html)

Twist the door knob, then shout.

You know you make me want to…

@Faulty:

Expatriate Georgians: Thailand’s best kept secret?

“The doors! The doors! Attend!”
“Let all catechumens depart. All catechumens depart. Let not one
catechumen remain”

You are being so polite. I find it hard to be rude to the door….

THE DOOR!

You’re welcome.

it’s treasures there!!! Just shout.
Thanks 40 thieves

Doorknob instructions:
1-Twist.
2-Shout.

Jim Morrison lives, in a bar somewhere in Thailand.

It beautifully shouts at the door

That’s Burmese, not Thai.

“FUS RO DAH!”

The writings translate to: And shut off the light before living.