For every bone, a seed… for every skin, a rind.

The omnivorous environment is going to eat us all! And our garbage too!

After a long hard day at work I generally have a fairly beautiful environment upon me too

Vegetarians exempted, please throw your rubbish about willy nilly

That looks like disorderly rubbish to me.

Hmm, breakfast!

I had a beautiful environment on me.
Saw a dermatologist.

It makes it easier to dumpster dive…

…or we’ll feed your littering asses to the carnivores.

The Beautiful Environment is too heavy for me to bear the load. Can I have a lighter version …. say Ms American Beauty?

Now this is what I call organized rubbish.

Hear that, Kirby?

♫ Veggie peel and fat; grist-ly,
Their together in perfect harmony.
Side by side in my metal trash can,
O lord, why can’t we? ♫

(Comment: this is one of the funniest I have read, in months.)

I guess vegetarians and carnivores have an out.

Does that mean you have to eat the waste before you, er, deposit it in the garbage can?

omnivores are well known for the manners and ethics

Where’s the vegan wastebin?

But in doing so, take care not to disturb or disorder any rubbish here!

Translation: Ignore all the above and go away.