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Chaste makes waste
Clean cosmos…except for all that filthy dark matter…
Photo courtesy of Johan de Jong.
Found on a bus in China.
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Feeling the chaste urgently in the fresh family manner is not only a contradiction but also likely to get you arrested.
Does it need a key
Chastity can be cured if caught in time.
Wow, they sure have a high-falutin way of telling you to take out the trash.
Today, police report they have located the remains of Little Flower, whose body was found not far from the site of the Fresh Family murders.
Wash your hands before feeling the clean cosmos, or you’ll make it dirty.
So this is what, a feminine hygiene product for the abstinent? That is one highly specific market.
Yeah, let’s feel urgently for maybe a cleaner trash can…?
Get your dirty hands off my clean cosmos!
Little Flower is just Sirens in disguised. You go near and fall into the abysses.
I just looooove chasting after them wimmin!
Chasting them all over the cosmos, that is.
Feel the fresh family’s atmosphere? You sure this isn’t a nappy pail?
Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.
“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.
Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.
“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.
Found on a bus in China!?! I never saw a bus in China with a carpet. Looks like it was removed from the scene of the crime.
“Chaste and joyful.” Interesting concept. Got the joy, joy, joy, joy deep in my heart.
Mum, have you ever had those days when your cosmos feels…not so clean?
Do you have the Fresh Family’s permission to feel urgently their atmosphere?
What exactly did you find on that Chinese bus? Is it a cup or what? It looks like metal, you know…
Not yet de-flowered
Am I the only one reminded of Katamari?
“Little Flower,” well that would explain the chaste part
The Fresh Family might not take too well to people urgently feeling their atmosphere…
Billions and Billions -Love always Carl
I felt real urgently once but could’t make it to the clean cosmos in time.