“Mean” Joe Gurdman led the NFL in rushing yards last year.

posted on 31 Jan 2011 in Signs

We lose too many good gurdmans because of these balconies…

Photo courtesy of Anthony D.
Found at Best Western Hotel in Osaka, Japan.

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Jolly good meal, old chap!

posted on 30 Jan 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

This isn’t what I meant when I ordered an “Animal-Friendly Meal”…

Photo courtesy of John Smith.

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The Doctor is out

posted on 29 Jan 2011 in Clothing

Proctology has a new name…

Photo courtesy of Nathan.
Japanese says: “Doctor’s corset”.

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Don’t tread on me

posted on 28 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

The grass sacrificed sturdiness for self-awareness…
and the ability to make great signs.


Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign spotted in China.

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Table for one, facing the wall please.

posted on 27 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Just like my ugly mama made…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Helm.
Restaurant found in Beijing, China.

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Take me out to the steel wire’s ball games…

posted on 26 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

Oily foods give me but-rupture, too.


Photo courtesy of Nick Zantop.
Oily oilcan from China.

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I don’t mind…

posted on 25 Jan 2011 in Containers, Engrish from Other Countries

His wife’s a doormat


Photo courtesy of Zac Ryan.
Found in India.

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I hope you like my

posted on 24 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

I assumed you were going to finish my sentence…


Photo courtesy of C.C.
Found on a t-shirt in China.

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Oh I thought this was Heck–Hot Coffee….

posted on 23 Jan 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Artur and Jasmine.

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What’s that fragrance?

posted on 22 Jan 2011 in Chinglish

A little something extra if you pull my weeds…

Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign found in China.

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