Dried ball killed my dog…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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Opposite of Complimentary?

posted on 6 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Oh, and you look like a whore…

Photo courtesy of Mark Snedegar.
Found in Chinese hotel.
Originally posted 2005.5.11

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It has a nice head, er aroma…

posted on 6 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

You’re gonna need a bigger bottle…

Photo courtesy of Simon McCarthy.
Found at Chinese store in Australia.

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Special Therapy

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Signs

Call us if this looks like your family…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hubbard.
Originally posted 2005.12.28

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Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Order the dark roast, it’s a bigger cup…

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick.
Found in Beijing, China.

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pH5 2%

posted on 4 Dec 2010 in Transportation

Bessie suffered 2nd-degree teat singeing….

Photo courtesy of Alicia Pearce.
Spotted in Fukuoka, Japan.
Acid milk is the brand of a yogurt drink.

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For the last time

posted on 3 Dec 2010 in Signs

After today I am retiring from the world of competitive spurting…

Photo courtesy of Ed, Mike, Felix, and Pete.
Sign found in Sapporo, Japan.
Originally posted 2003.5.1

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No problem!

posted on 3 Dec 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

He tends to over-analyze…

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Storming the Backwoods

posted on 2 Dec 2010 in Clothing

I still don’t know why I was arrested…

T-shirt found in Tokyo, Japan.
Originally posted: 2004.9.3

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A lot of charm

posted on 2 Dec 2010 in Containers, Signs

Must be “old-world charm”…

Photo courtesy of Holly Hayden.
Found in women’s restroom in Mitaka, Japan.

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