Happy Food Court Mealtime

…unless you order the Burn the Beef sand

Supreme Court

Please plead
Please spend happy sentence time by your wonderful conviction
Because it is possible to smile surely…or possibly not

It is not possible to smile maybe. Don’t even try.

As long as you don’t puke.

Your Honor, if I may address the Food Court,

I swear surely that maybe I might have definitely had a happy time exploding the alleged chicken, but I most definitely did not probably kill the possible cook.
I think….

If your smile does not occur during a mealtime please return food for a refund of you.

Yes, it is possible to smile… AND DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

Honorable Food Judge: Madam Chairperson, what say you?
Chairperson: On the charge of happy mealtime in the first degree, we, the Jury, find the customer GUILTY.
Honorable Food Judge: The sentence is set at surely smiling by the wonderful selection. This Court is adjourned!

Tennis Court

Please serve
Please spend happy volley time by your wonderful backhand
Because it is possible to smile surely…when your mixed doubles partner’s skirt looks more like a pre-shrunk handkerchief, and the prize money could buy a small island in the Caribbean

It is not possible to smile – I don’t want the others to see the wonderful selection in my mouth, nor I’d like to see another wonderful selection in the mouth of other’s.

What’s the sound of a person smiling without teeth??

If you choose not to smile, you still have made a choice.

I’ll choose the Omnipotent Fattiness Whipper.

It’s a wonderful, happy mealtime until someone orders the exploding duck and puts someone’s eye out.

This food really sucks, but I smile surely!

I’ll just have a Coke and a smile.

If it’s all the same to you I’ll just frown and glower while eating my Larmen Dosanko. Thank you.

if you arent happy we will get the happy helmet!

It is possible to smile surely, but not quite possible to tip definitely!

happy mealtime to spend? i think i run out, will you take check or credit card?

Every man smiles… not every man surely happies!

sure.

The pepper is hereby charged with a salt.

What’s the second option?!

We’re slaving away here at the food court making your food while you just wander around and shop. The least you can do is smile, damnit!