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I am guessing they lifted song titles for the shirt? This is what I got:
“Do you know? (Theme from Mahogany)” – Diana Ross
“Just the way you are” – Billy Joel
“P.S. I Love You” – The Beatles
“…Looking for Love…” Waylon Jennings
Not sure of the other two.
Another brick in the wall or just thick as a brick
Well, if you’re in a dark street in the ghetto right now, yup, that’s a wrong place right there!
Not to mention the newer “STOP. Now think about it!” lyric from B.o.b.’s “Nothing On You”……
…. and of course, Sam Brown’s STOP hit from the 90’s…..
Gee, we’d make a pretty good playlist if you STOP and think about it !
😀
Wearing a blue T-shirt with random quotes and desperate calls for love is a wrong thing to do in the first place…..
But always be sure to wear a tie and hold a little red flower.
Or is that a blood stain?
Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow…!
I’ve been waiting for a girl like you, ’cause you’re every woman in the world to me, just the way you look tonight.
Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
And this shirt I’ll never change…
Be sure to visit our Adult Engrish section that this week features a picture of a broken condom that reads, “We Had a Good Thing Going (But It’s All Over Now)”.
This shirt is what you get when you play “Louie, Louie” backwards.
A confused bad-hair-day albino with poor taste in clothing is looking for the signs of love in an alley?
*sigh* This is an accident waiting to happen…!
“Stop (but don’t stop) in the name of love”
He finally found love in the end of that alley, but a fallen down stop sign forced him to go back… love is ruthless.
Wear, but don’t wear.
You’ve been shopping for clothes in all the wrong places as well.
What’s love got to do with it?
Where is the love?
(Maybe in my other jacket…)
Signs of love — OOOPS Upside Your Head!
The picture on this shirt is definitely Photo-Shopped. Are we to believe there’s a brick wall in the city without profanity painted all over it and completely unstained by blood, vomit, and urine? The only thing believable about the picture is this: the way he’s looking at the inner pocket of his jacket suggests he’s just realized his wallet has been stolen.
If the signs of love are hackneyed phrases and bad taste in clothing, look no further.
Stop but don’t stop. Yeah, sounds like a lotta dates I had in high school.
Hey, that ‘s my blue dress. You can’t use it without permission. You’ll hear from my lawyers, bud!
Regards,
Monica
“I’m shot in the chest. Maybe someone loves me not.”
To answer your question: No, dude, I don’t know…. And to be completely honest, I really don’t care!
Shot thru the heart
And you’re to blame
You give love
In all my wrong places
They missed “STOP In the name of love”
I love you just the way you are. Now stop being a damn idiot.
Should I stop or should I stop?
Don’t stop till you get enough!
Did somebody rip your tiny heart out?
“Stop but don’t stop?” Why is Uncle Sam being so confusing?
Note to those looking for love:
A sucking chest wound is probably not one of the signs of love you seek.
Stop in the name of love-or I’ll shoot.
…but there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the radio.
Bullet wounds are a sign of love?
What country is this T-shirt found in???
Oh, the person who is wearing this shirt is sending me mixed signals!
Was, Not Was
So… a bleeding bullet wound in your chest is a sign of love? I’ve seen it happening with many couples before, but probably not as sign of love. 😛
B b b b bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word!
AHHHHHH! i’m BLEEDING!!!
That’s a rose he’s holding lol
STOP. And not to lets continuing.
This feels so right, yet it seems so wrong…in the semi lit alley with a man and his bullet wound. My independent film moment for the day…
Have you tried looking through the gaping, bleeding hole in your chest?
Damn! The road signs in Engrish-Land f**k with your mind man!
stop..dont stop..gah im so confused
Including t-shirts?
Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there’s a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned it’s back on him. It’s two a.m.