Great, my amused exponent has been low…

Set it where upa flagpole perhaps

So this is why we keep going to war. Brings a tear to the eye…

To intenect and beyond!!!

Here I am reading Ptolemy, Galileo, Bohm & Hawkings, when all along I could have been getting my amused exponent sharpened, raising my EQ, becoming more fashionably elegant and forging toward total victory with Internect Ball! How I have squandered my days. Maybe it will be transport me back through time so I can undo all the pointless learning…

Hey, who doesn’t enjoy a victorious flag flutter every now and then, eh?
(along with the orientation with there row head orderly, of course…)

It took Billie-Bob three & a half months to read the instructions and realise that he had to OPEN THE BOX before he could handle the ball. After that, the galaxy was the limit!!!

The magical intenect ball really does put the “interocitor” to shame!

*Trivia: The interocitor was the peculiar don’t-know-what’s-that-for-machine used at the movie “This island earth” featured in “Mystery Science Theater 3000: The movie”

I’m a bit worried that the EQ exponent is a tad lower than Amused exponent… hmmm… I suppose that the struggle of reading the instructions and playing with the intenect takes a toll on your emotional well-being and ability to form healthy relationships with non-geeks.

Cheap Multi-color Plastic Exponent: * * * * * * *

Luke, use the Intenect !!

@DrZos: Yeah, but can it pave a 4 lane highway?
(Any reference to an interocitor gets a thumbs up.)

…also very practicel

@jjhitt: Sure, it actually improved performance to 2 miles per minute 😉
Thank you my interocitor-friend!

Phantasm brain drill option not included.

Intenect Ball Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNxQiCdJV0

No flag flutter observed.

That first step always trips me up.

I can’t wait to have one so I can build up my patience!!!

DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL

Magicel and bossy, just what every kid wants in a toy!

Magicel used Illuminate!
The attack was ineffective.

Luke: He’s headed for that small moon.
Ben: That’s no moon. It’s a Intenect Ball.

Open the package. Turn the intenect ball. Go and pass the barriers……………………………..Put the candle back!

Promote self discipline.

Please ignore the above message.
Promote self discipline! Control balance! Improve the under standing of space! Increase penis size four inches – – – Free!

I wish my balls were magicel.

just a note of admiration for the ‘translator’: 使用說明 > use illuminate. Brilliant!

You could have a ball with this toy!

Just let me go and get my jar of Sanity before I try playing with this thing…

I actually have one of those (with more, uh… regional specific packaging), and it is actually fantastic fun. And I would say that my under standing of space has certainly improved as a result of the many hours I have played with it.

@Sandy: Do you have Super Power yet?

Do not try. Do or not do. (Master Yoda)

Erk! I can’t get the &%^%&%#$ thing out of the package.

And if you Set Out Now, you just might beat the rush to the Returns counter !

Watch out! The world’s Super Powers have a new contender. Its called the Magicel Internect Ball.

Make the ball stay at the beginning: Stay!!! Good ball!

Promote self abuse is more like it.

Modern and elegant in fashion! The Intenect is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.

Wait, help! Auntie Em, Auntie Em! Surprise. Like who doesn’t have an Interocitor, you collective heads of knuckle? Now get back into that theater, you ninny-hammers! And remember, I know who you are, and I saw what you did! I’m the God. I’m the God! Ahahahahaha!

What does this thing do again?

Don’t forget to open the package first!

You’re applying for the job as costumer? Great ! Well, on first impression, your clothes are outdated and your underwear is showing through the seat of your pants. Do you have any refererences? Oh, a Magicel Intenect Ball ! No further questions necessary, you are definitely modern & elegant in fashion ! Your first job is to create a costume for Janet Jackson to wear for her Super Bowl performance. She wants an outfit with a large degree of Amused Exponent and just a touch of self-control. Can you handle it? You’re going to open the package? I don’t understand… Read more »

S€t out now! Or for Americans, $et out now!

I cant wait to improve my EQ! And my standing under space! And the building up patience! ALL THIS from a BALL???? Who knew?

And I’m so amused as I control balance….

this is such an a MAZE ing toy

Doc, DOC…you TOLD me…today was the day you slipped, hit your head on the toilet, and saw an image in your head that inspired you to invent the intenect capacitor!!

Hey, I actually have one of these. Well, one a lot like it. It has become an addiction for my 5 y.o. son and my 39 y.o. self. You have to get the little ball from #1 to #100 to achieve a full state of happiness, and it’s actually a hell of a task.

If you can actually get the thing out of the package, you become master of the universe, and your EQ points are raised.

Open the package! Exponent and explore! Use illuminate for final victory!

A VICTORIOUS FLAG FLUTTER TO YOU!!!