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Finally! Someone other than Uncle Sam wants me.
After how many beers
Hmm. I’ll see what other offers I get from skanky bar girls and maybe get back to you later. If you can knock of a few hundred yen from the price of the Coors I’d be more interested…
No, you just want my money….
A beer that will do that is well worth 700 yen
BARTENDER: Here ya go, that’ll be 1400 Yen
ME: Thanks
BARTENDER: I love you
ME: Uh…
Davey Crockett shot him a bar when he was only three.
Gosh! And that bar on 3rd Avenue only had naked waitresses.
Once Pure Mountain Spring Water
Now Mounting Bed Spring Water
8 US Dollars for a beer ?!?!
You better want me.
I want you too, but if Coors shots is all you have to offer me for 700 yen, I think I’ll pass.
You know you’re beyond drunk when your beer starts hitting on you.
You should see the bar on 5st avenue.
Chairman Mao says: A frog in a schooner has no concept of a vat.
Wow … I get hit on before I even walk in the door!
$8.23 for a beer? The owner obviously doesn’t want me THAT much.
drunk or sober?
That 700 yen doesn’t JUST pay for your beer, sir. 😉
The silver bullet won’t slow you down. Unless it’s from your friendly neighborhood yakuza…