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If only I’d read the instructions before I put little Jimmy in the shredder he wouldn’t have a person hurt from my wrongly operation!

A fair! Ooh, where’s the oil sprayer…

I cant wait for this years Burning Shredder Fair.

This year’s fair fireworks provided by Shredder Inc.
No spaying or abnormal smells allowed.
Child restrictions may apply.

This shredder is probably fitted with those blades that should be kept out of children: https://engrish.com/2002/05/keep-out-of-children/

Keep children out of this shredder? Darn! That’s where I like to store all my unibrow babies!

‘911, please state your emergency’

‘FAIR! FAIR! Send the fair brigade! My shredder is ablaze and the fair is spreading abnormal smells! And because I didn’t keep my hair away, there’s now a hair fair everywhere!’

But all children love a fair….

But my children love it inside the shredder..

If it causes the 1939 World’s Fair, I’m all for it.

Abnormal smells, gas….smells like a fair to me.

Each to his own of course. But I would never put my “person” in a shredder.

A fair what? —- A fair friggin fire?

I didn’t mean to cheat on my wife, but I had some oil and the instructions didn’t say a thing about putting my – you know – in the shredder.

Jay will never have children to put in the shredder.

Could I neuter the gas instead?

Just when you think that life’s not fair, along comes a shredder to prove you wrong.

“Keep children out of this shredder”? But that’s the whole reason I got the wide-mouth model. Well… That and bagels.

Can I use sharp blade to cut off power?

One year we ran out of flammable gas & had to cancel the fair.

Do not place wrongly your pets near the shredder blade. You may wongly spay or neuter your pet.

Do not place wrongly your pets near the shredder blade. You may wrongly spay or neuter your pet.

I can’t believe I got 9 votes for my World’s Fair caption. Didn’t think I had a chance for ANY.

AKA:

The shocking final chapter in the tale of “Honey I Shrunk The Kids IV”.

Rightly operation may cause paper cut.

It may cause a fair!

The Chinese are very distrustful of carnies.

My wife is fair haired and she says I smell funny – can we even have this shredder in our home?

I didn’t spay my shredder and it got knocked up by the Xerox copier. Now I’ve got a litter of little mixed-breed shredder-copier pups I’m trying to find good homes for. Maybe I’ll bring them to the fair.

If I strike it with a flaming arrow, will it cause a Renaissance fair?

Also, it seems it’s a little too late for that guy to keep his hair out of the shredder…

I always remove my tie before my nap on the shredder.

Please keep Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles away from Shredder.

I just wanted to save a few bucks from a hair stylist, now I have a bald spot.

The last thing I’d want to do is cause a fair.

May cause affair? Better keep it away from Bernie Lomax! (from Weekend at Bernie’s)

May cause a fair? Lay on that oil!

There’s nothing inside the last circle.

As Bob Barker used to put it, “Remember, always spay or neuter your flammable gas or oil.”

I don’t need any attentions before using – when it comes to kids, I’ve learned my lesson long ago: take the child, fall into the water carefully. Shredding is not an option.

What they don’t tell you, is if you neuter the flammable gas/oil, it may cause a carnival!

So I can save a few bucks using this shredder instead of going to have my Brazilain wax done?

Hey, this isn’t Engrish, it’s Scottish…whar thars smooke, thar’s fair, me bonnie lad! Och!

Using this may cause a fair to just spontaneously appear? I want one!

Remember, only you can prevent forest fairs.

Why can’t I spay oil on it? fairs are fun…now i want cotton candy

“Cut off power”… with what? The blade I’m not allowed to stick my hand (or child) in to get?

I sprayed oil in my shredder once, resulting in a four-alarm carnival..

I sprayed oil on my shredder, and a Renaissance fair broke out. Now there’s abnormal smells on everything…

Ok Junior! Out of the shredder! And don’t you spay that gas in there again either! Don’t want another fair!