Do nottatto afraid…

DO NOTTATO PACK BELONGINGS

DO NOTTATTO PACK BELONGINGS. Room spoon is far more important than belongings! Without room spoon, room will be scared.

Maybe you’ll return to your room, maybe you will nottatto…….
Until that happens, export yourself outta there!

It is scared to be of nottatto English

When the tentacles of a giant octapus crawl in your room while you’re packing your belongings, remember that the door spoon can help you export urgently.

Feel free to return to your room perhaps… Your belongings will be “exported urgently” anyway… At least you have your life and the spoon of the door lock!!!

If you must panic, start from the left, and proceed in an orderley manner.

Put door spoon to mouth and say in a clear voice. “BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!”

Can I stop and get a bag of Nottatto Chips?

I’m more interested in the Bolt Of Fire Control Lay.
It can get lonely in those hotel rooms

Have I time to pack a spare pair of underpants. I well may need them.

Thank God I saw the X rating. It protected me from reading the scurrilous pornography the godless Chinese have no doubt written to corrupt us unsuspecting westerners.

Who knew silverware was so important to both security and saving your life in a fire.

♫ Domo Nottatto, Mr. Roboto ♫

Time is precious. Save your life first. Check out of this dump.

The last time I had ectoplasm creeping across the floor was at the Amityville Holiday Inn.

I’m never scared to be of no help.

You say nottatto
I say nottahtto
Let’s call the whole fire off.

But, if I don’t export urgently, the international balance of trade will be affected.

If you fail to save your life, you will not need to pack. But do keep the spoon.

So. remember when there’s a fire put door spoon in your nattato bag and export yourself from fire if be of no help

Utterly ridiculous.

‘Atto boy!

do not a tattoo, dotwotattoo

Porkchop sandwiches!

tattoo your spoon on your belongings, save yourself and the fork and knife oh and the good china

Q: Notatto?

A: Natto for me.

Grab spoon and knife, and get the fork outta there.

in other words, in case of fire, do not tattoo yourself.

This must be the hotel for all the carnies, farting and starting fairs.

But i’m scared to be of no help.

Apparatus with
Recent contingency, and
The bolt of fire control lay.

That’s *almost* a haiku 🙂

In case of fire alarm, leave spoon in room and export urgently down the stairs. Do nottatto take the elevator!

The fire alarm is scared to be of no help? I hope that doesn’t impede it’s performance. Me, I’m worried that I’ll forget my room spoon in the door.

No Tattoo? I have to leave Hervez Villachez behind?

Please offer help if you are scared.

I’m scared my door spoon broke and I can’t export myself for some reason, HALP

When Figaro stayed there on his honeymoon he tried to use a spatula

Nottatto? Did the translator try to translate Chinese into both English and Italian at the same time?

In case of Irak from no reading, misspell HALP message and Jon Carry wheel cum export yoo urgently.

I exportulate urgently when scared. Stay from me away.

and most importantly, DO NOTTATTO PANICCCCC!!!

Do Not, Otto. This isn’t one of those ‘spooning’ hotels!

Nottatto learned Hyper Fang! Nottatto evolved into Notticate!

Take your room spoon and dig into the fresh mashed nottattos

Oh, so you can’t take your belongings, but you CAN take your room spoon!

Do nottatto give our spoons to that gaijin Goldilocks under any circimstances!
—–The Japanese Bear family

I died of “burnage” trying to finish reading this sign.

whaa it’s Bruce Lee 100%