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Bring Love Engrish
You must not return it!
posted on 5 Jul 2010 in Containers
Photo courtesy of Michael Burville.
Tag found on wallet in Japan.
(301 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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OR ELSE!!
it is the sixth sense sensitive
Damnit, these jeans don’t work! It must be all this zoloft clogging my synapses!
Look here Tojo old chap,. I don’t want to handle your goods.
‘But officer, I wasn’t shoplifting! I was merely following the instructions on the pack! Now I’m off for a walk into oncoming traffic because google maps told me to.’
Who wouldn’t be satisfied with high sense synapses?
I’ve got to hand it to you, this is one satisfying wallet!
If you are not satisfied with our creation, we will beat you with it until your synapses cause you to feel a high sense of pain.
A wallet that gives you that warm wet feeling.
You keep your high sense goods to yourself!
Woo-hoo! Free stuff!
Okay, okay! I’ll be satisfied with it. But what the heck is it?
Be wary of the high sense materials if upon rubbing your wallet it morphs into a suitcase…
Synapse Japan: We would like to hand our goods to you !
Mugger Detroit: Awright buddy, hand over the goods !
You must be satisfied or your money back!
make sure to try the nice white hug me jacket, sit in the corner in the round room
Strangely enough, I don’t feel completely satisfied.
It has video cameras around the store.
Carefully satisfy!
You dare bring feedback to my shop!? YOU MUST PRAISE!!
High sense? That is flagrant false advertising.
Did you guys ever think that there may be times when I don”t WANT to creative and make caption at here?
Please! We have nothing else to give!
As long as you don’t throw them at me.
>_> talk about being an offer you can’t refuse…
Well, you can’t make me, so there! (raspberry)
You must take it because of the sense needed to create it!
“We would like to hand our goods to you …” Oh, how many times have I been out at a gay bar and some pair of guys approaches me with THAT line …. 😉
In another word buy or die.
Or else…
I’ll handle your goods, but I don’t know how satisfied I’ll be…
just please dont drop them
We’d like to, but we decided we’ll keep them and give you goods you won’t be satisfied with.