When your effect needs moistened

A goldmine of slop

out of the ordinary like mel gibson, or out of the ordinary like … dubiously produced reprocessed powdered vegetable powder energy snack gruel with added MSG and corticosteroids? Both are fine, obviously….

It’s gruel world

Please, sir! May I have some more?

Superman’s favourite gruel.

…but only when breakfast edible.

At other times, eat at your own risk. Risk of flavour is low.

This is the first edible breakfast item I’ve seen on this site in weeks.

More consumers today are demanding a breakfast cereal that not only tastes good and is good for them, but one that also moistens the effect to human body to be out of the ordinary. Now, there is such a cereal. Health Treasure Gruel. The money we saved on the developing the logo went into the moistening.

Official suppliers to Guantanamo Bay

Our extraordinarily moist gruel now comes in five exciting new flavors: beef, salty vegetable, liver of pig, salty egg, and pig miscellaneous. Add some hot, buttered privates and wash it all down with a tall glass of fresh-squeezed Sydney juice for a delicious, well-balanced breakfast.

Health, treasure, gruel . . . Hmmmm . . . Do I really have to pick just one?

Yeah, that’s RIGHT!!!!! . . . . What was that again?

The Chinese says “Fun trick to play on foreigners. Watch them scream and run to the toilet.”

Kids! Remember eat Hearth Tleasure Gluel! Include all vitamin group in moistened human body today! Then frying the egg!

In my country we call this “grits”.

It’s good to be moist.

aarrrr me heardies!! it be breakfast!!

It is gruel to make little children eat porridge.

Because rich guy soup without flavoring is so last Saturday..

Soylent gruel, now with moisturizers.

*sigh* my effect isn’t moist enough…

I guess if I was hungry enough, I might “treasure gruel” but there was a reason we called it “odie barf” at camp

It puts the gruel on the skin.

I think I have a food allergy…After one bowl I felt moistened out of the ordinary.

I think what I really need to know is exactly *when* the breakfast is edible or not.

Evrything else is fine. But the waiting for it to get edible drives me crazy.

When breakfast inedible, watch out!