Our planes expect you

This is your captain speaking. Welcome to Uneasiness Airclaft Airlines. I’m a stunt pilot with 20 years of experience and a bad habit of doing barrel rolls with commercial airliners. Please ask the cabin crew if you need extra barf bags.

Thanks, but I’ll take the Date Line Express this once…..
On track, on time, easily and with no dreadful expectations.

These plenty color style hard-shell cases special design for worst uneasy turbulence and in case your date is cross with you for buying her wrong color.

The planes wouldn’t be so uneasy if it weren’t for all that noise!

Crossing the Date Line: getting to first base on the first date is one thing; taking her on an uneasy plane ride is crossing the line, Mister!

Welcome to Transcendal Engrish Airlines. Bord the airclaft without uneasiness and expectations!

The airclaft is so uneasy you’ll forget all about the noise and will re-assess your expectations of travelling altogether.

What are they uneasy about. The in house meal perhaps

I would like to escape the noise behind since most of us passengers ate at Pablo San’s Beans and Tortillas Joint near gate 32.

We have coorest ruggage baggages. Maybe you come see, buy, have happy, uneasy fright acloss date rine.

From the noisy, overcrowded airport to the sputtering engine of the plane, if you are expecting uneasy travel, fly with Terror Air.

Never fly with an uneasy date.

Life is so much easier now that I’ve lowered my expectations.

How do you board an uneasy plane that’s escaping because it got scared from the sound behind him?

Is this an airline or a speed dating service?

I feel like the phrase “cross the Date Line” may appear as a commercial slogan very soon!

i will just walk..and swim..

Escape the noise behind.

But be prepared for the screaming ahead of you !

Advertising is a delicate claft

Those Boeing 757’s spook so easily.

At least it wasn’t “Cross the Dress Line”

This plane isn’t going to Guam, is it?

Now, if you run really fast you just might be able to break the sound barrier, hence escaping from the noise behind. Now, just what is causing that noise behind? Well now that’s another question entirely.

Neptunius Lex awaits you porrywogs.

Bord plane while it fly down taxi running from owen shadow and scarrey jet-like noyz coming from owen beehinv.

This is your captain, Chris Hansen from Date Line speaking…

– Deer passengers, this is a transmission sent from the airport. First, you barely took off, unfortunately without notable damage. We must only inform you that one of the pilots jumped through the window and is now located on the left wing. Hi, Brian! There’s no trace of the other. Also, we forgot to load your luggage, there are no oxygen masks and the safety belts are under the sea. By the way, you are also entering an ice-storm cloud and wind is blowing with.a speed of 300 mph. Both stewardesses have disappeared. Oh, and we’re just approaching a nuclear… Read more »