Watch for what?

Wish I had a photo of this, but when I went to the Great Wall at Badaling, there was an engraved metal sign on the wall drilled into the stone by the authorities that said “Make No Nuisance”.

Everytime one of our traveling group started cutting up, one of us would invariably say “Make No Nuisance”!!

If found, please roll them down the wall.

Where must I go to watch heart cerebral sufferers ascend the Great Wall?

Maybe a trip to the hospital for treatment.

Oh, my crazy heart never watches where it’s going…

Cranium rectus disease sufferers may not ascend…

It’s a commemoration plaque.

Heart cerebral disease sufferer, please watch for a cure before ascending the Great Wall.

Only those with both heart and brain disease at the same time have to watch out.

8 out of 10 doctors agree: avoid dangling participles.

Jeeez, these Chinese people will never learn how to write English. It should read, Ascend the Great Wall for to please watch. They should KNOW better than to end a sentence with a preposition.

I don’t know what the rest of you see, but just to the right of the comments on my browser is a Discover China Tours ad saying Explor the Great Wall, showing a slick patch of ice covering the walkway. That’ll please the heart cerebral disease sufferers’s watches!

Engrish sufferer learn the syntax to please watch for.

Hmm… Ah! I think I see him! That guy over there, with the oxygen tank, staggering and clutching his chest!!

So, what do I win if I spot him?

What?! Watch for what?!? What am I supposed to watch for–AAUUGH MY HEART!! *thud!!*

Told you we should have ordered a bigger

Help! I’m having a brain attack!

I *heart* cerebral disease sufferers.

Do they mean the heart in your brain, or the brain in your heart? Is either a known medical condition?

Whatever it is, it’s throbbing.

Well, when you’re standing on The Great Wall, you can see a heart attack coming from miles away…

It’s raining hemorages out by the Great Wall again today.

To please watch for the arrval of the ambulance.

The sign was not completed for not paying the signwriter because.

My hovercraft is full of eels

“This is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put.” — Winston S. Churchill

watch this space

Okay. I will. Have a nice day!

Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Drop your trousers, Sir William. I cannot wait until lunch time.

brain fart while in china

I heart cerebral disease sufferer!!!!

…marauding Mongol hordes.

Heart cerebral disease? you mean the disease when the heart rules the brain?

Watch for the wall! Don’t bang your head against it!

been there twice.. once when it was snowing really hard. its a pretty dangerous climb, really

The wall is so great, it will cure for you, if you ascend.

What about nose disease sufferers?

Oh come on!.. That’s just mean.. Thou shall not make fun of the heart cerebral disease sufferers..

I see the “Chinese With Disabilities Act” passed.

Up there in the Castle of…aaagh.

Watch out for cerebrities!