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I’m having a happy hair day!
Yeah, well, the story didn’t end so happily for Goldilocks, now did it?
Good, bc yesterday I had a bad hair story…
Just hope Michael Bay isn’t your hair stylist 😛
The website ( http://www.anoliance.com/07_pic-up.html ) has a “pic-up menu”.
The idea of carry out haircare has me momentarily speechless.
What will it be? Blithe bangs? Convivial Curls? Or maybe a Whimsical Wax? A Perky Pluck? Euphoric Epilation? Or our Special Sunny Shave and Shine?
A secret message from me, Edward Scissorhands.
Bum fluff or real hair
Getting ready for Disney’s “Tangled”?
Get your hair colored hullalabaaaalue!
this must be where mr. t gets his hair done
Talk about a hair raising read!
My hair story was happy, but I couldn’t get it published.
Q: Did you get your hair cut?
A: Just the happy ones. (groooaaannnn…)
Do they do bikini waxes?
I find hairdressers anoling too!
Anoliance – the haircut with the happy ending!
Does this have anything to do with a happy trail? Or is it just an annoying hairdresser alliance?
Sure, there hair stories are happy, but their prices are tragic.
correction – “their”, not “there”. Great, now I’m starting to write in Engrish.
Once upon a time, the hair and the scalp grew up together. Then, at middle age, they parted. After several visits to anoliance, they are back together again, and they live happily ever after….
Q: How much to get a crew-cut?
A: Depends on how many in your crew.
haircuts to go,,what a novel concept
Actually, I was leaning more towards detective scalp fiction. As long as your prices aren’t True Crime.
OR ELSE!
Happy to be bald!