When horse is just too fancy

“We’ll make you look like a horse’s ass!”

Just down the street from Fat Cow nail care.

“And in business news, Mule Hair and Pooo Hair Salon announced merger plans this afternoon. The new company, known as Mule Pooo Hair Salon, is expected to cater mainly to the equine set, as well as homeless people and dogs.”

Mule hair, yeah, yeah.
Scissors: clicketty-clopping over head and ears.
Seems as how they’ll never stop.
Clicketty-clop, clicketty-clop, clicketty, clicketty,
clicketty, clicketty, clicketty-clopping along.

You’ll come out looking like a real donkey.

recommended by iranian drug mules who frequented east asian nations

Pigtails, ponytails, cowlicks and rat-tail combs. Now mule hair. It seems stylists are obsessed with barnyard animals…

If the “beehive” made it look like you had a beehive on your head, what does “mule hair” look like you have?

Much better than Cowlick.

Let’s just hope they don’t try opening a beauty parlour! 😉

That’s interesting. I thought Mules were famous for another part of their anatomy.

Old McDonald had a salon, e i e i o….

The DEA will never look for drugs in that giant beehive !
Promise.

so this is where donkey get his hair done..thought that was gonna be a shrek secret forver

So that’s where Robin Goodfellow’s working these days.

What do you cover your Mule Hair with ?

Try an Ass Hat !

Oh Yeah? … you and the hair salon you rode in on?

What you get when you supersize the hair of the dog.

You wouldn’t make fun of it if Lady GaGa went there…

this is where mr. ed and friends get their hair done

For jackasses only!

Sheesh, talk about skimping on advertizing. Obviously an ad for 20 Muleteam Hair Borax.