This explains the plastic sporks…

So basically what they’re saying is that the place is not only a dangerous construction site, but that the staff are of dubious character and refuse to make eye contact.

If I’d have known it was safe I would have ordered the combustible bread the first time.

https://engrish.com/2010/04/wait-til-you-see-the-deductable/

..and that’s our “Vision” statement

You get an A for effort…

Well, at least you’ve given it your best shot…!

Wow now their safe must have took the burning sandwich out of the menu.

Watch your step.

Safety and trust are all well and good; now how about trying to obtain good food and friendly service?

waiter: Thanks for your order. I’ll be “right back” with your “meal”.

Do you have a meet-less menu?

…if you know know what I mean… nudge, nudge. say no more.

@ A Non-Y Mouse:

‘Shall we, say….”meet”….somewhere more casual, so I can show you more of my… trust and appreciation…? I have, of course, obtained the relevant… safety….product’

They take you to a track meet.

They also want to make sure that you’re “safe” and “comfortable,” just like an certain airline.

We try for the food-making to obtain satiety and trust in appreciation for “meat” with the sandwich.

OSHA–all about making to obtain safety!

No steel toe boots,
no hard hat
no service.

…but we’d still be happier if you just ordered take-out and left.

We wiil panel-beat you dented panel with as a result of broughaha with panel you cause by circumvovlution in traffic happening.

Haha. From that angle, it looks more like a Panel Shop than a restaurant.

I’m on the safety food diet

sings :”meet me in the middle” but do it safely

Is that what they’re calling a ‘Happy Ending” now days: ‘”Meet” with the customer?’