A recent girl has chlamydia…

Come right this way, madam!

Vintage girls can be so difficult.

LaTrina is easy and likes 20’s and 50’s.

It seems awfully high cut for an easy girl. Shouldn’t it give a better view of her cute shapes?

A recent girl is having a baby and can’t figure out who the father is.

A banana perhaps.

None of the ugly or misshapen will find ease by the recent girl.

A recent girl is foolish enough to do drugs

A “recent” girl who is easy better be careful or she may end up “late”…!

Cute shape #03 is our most recent model! We call it “sphere”. Cute shape #02 was “dodecahedron”, and cute shape #01 was “pyramid”. Look for cute shape #04 soon! We’ll be moving into the 4th dimension with “tesseract”!

The cute shape is round.

The new jersey for the volley ball team was not received well by parents.

Got a recent number?

I don’t smoke and
I don’t chew and
I don’t go with
recent girl that do

That’s either a barely legal woman or a transman. Until I know, I’m not showing my shape.

#03 is the recent shape, #02 is the recent number, #01 is the recent hit single

Is that a Pokemon in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

The obsolete girl was moody, bitchy, and didn’t recognize a good thing when she saw it.

If mine is not in a cute shape, is a recent girl still easy?

The shape is mushroomy!

There’s a recent girl I’ve been in love with a long long time!
> What’s her name? Awwww <

My mother always wanted me to find a decent girl to settlle down with. I’ve met someone recently….

“I’ll give you three guesses as to what I like most about you.”

‘I give in.’

“Aww! You got it in one.”

And she’s a Dale Earnhardt fan

Recent girl will also squeeze every dime out of pocket and leave for another stupid man with money.

Earth girls are recent.

NOW you tell me! Wait ’til YOU need a favor from me, bud!!

The shape is like the letter D. Two of them.