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We’s accept much you apologetic and wish all conveninet yours construct. Merry easter!
Why make convenient construction at all
We have to make on convenient under construction because somebody trashed the place on accident.
no deep sea divers allowed!
This notice is written by some senior clergy in the Vatican.
…because of monkeys!
Please use the exit on the 2rd floor.
It puts the lotion in the convenient basket…
it was April the 43 being a quadruple leap year……
The construction makes the convenient badly.
Well, that’s inconvenient.
🙁 brandon beat me to it
Well, yeah, seems very “convenient” that this place is “under construction” right??? Even the date is like a fake alibi, Sherlock!!!
No apologetic necessary. Our attendance be withrawing for period specificationed.
No people allowed!
Also, no smorking!
And no hullaballoo!
Who’s on firth?
Just what exactly are they making on the conveninet?
I’d better get my shopping done by the 22rd then.
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the 1nd…
Fine, just show me where the 2rd floor is!
No kids in clown shoes allowed? Dang, I’ll just have to find some other place to loiter on the 24rd…
Thy apologetic is acceptable. Please to not remain continued disruptive for larger on Feb. 32st. – Thanking, our Decisions.