We use only recycled ingredients…

Don’t stand for shampoo…Demand *real* poo! 😮 😀

And I wouldn’t advise trying their “Face pack” treatments, either! 😉

It’s Greek: “rooo”, the mating call of the brown wanker.

If they just hadn’t chosen DARK BROWN as the color for the sign . . .

For that brown shampood look.

Diarrhoea and blowdry: Y500

Manual disimpaction only: Y750

The full flush (wash, wipe, deodoriser): Y2000

Use of stools an extra Y200

‘My! What HAVE you done with your hair?…And what is that repulsive stink?’

‘Pooo!’

Pooo! Because hair is meant to look good and smell like a blocked toilet.

So now we have strawberry blonde and pooo brown brunette

and Pee Pee Nail Salon is just around the corner

I’d rather go to “SHAM! hair salon”.
Sure they overcharge you for mediocre haircuts and the dye wears off after 2 days but at least you smell decent.

“Hey…! This shampoo smells like…. waaaaait a minute…!”

… The Hair Salon for Sh*theads…!

So THAT’S how they make it smell like that….

the P looks like a roll of toilet paper..they have everything all figured out

You may come in as blonde….

Pooo!? Yahooo!!!!!!

They’ll make your “doo” look like fried crap!

Yokohama’s number 2 hair salon.

Because it stinks.

Gee, your hair smells…terrific?

Pooo! Because I’m worth it!

Three stylists, two girls, one cup…

The sound of the whoopee-cushions they hid inside the barber chairs for April Fool’s Day!

…for Brunettes, the Peee Salon is for blondes.

When my friend sat in the waiting room, he said all the stools were loose.

smells like somebody cut one

They give really crappy haircuts…

Awesome! Now I can get rid of these crappy curlers!

Now if I could only find a similar Japanese salon called “Shaaaag!”

That girl’s haircut looks like POOO!

“We’ll dye your hair brown for a craptastically low price!”.

Poo Hair Gel. Guaranteed to make your hair stand, and you can get the effect just by looking at it. No application neededt!!!

AKA, “There’s something about Mariko”.

Now you smell like an asshat.

For that just washed in a blocked toilet smell!

I’ve seen this sign!!!

Where is it exactly?

Is it at Tama Plaza?

Thanks for the sh*t haircut.

I need to go to a salon and pay for this? I can get the same treatment for free at the primate house in the zoo.

Directions:

1. Massage Sham-pooo deeply into hair and scalp.
2. Rinse.
3. Rinse again.
4. No, really. Keep rinsing.
5. I mean rinse THOROUGHLY. Use a steel wire brush if you have to.
6. Shave head.
7. Discard pooo-caked hair.

why yes, shampoo and swirly are complimentary.

Enjoy a cup of freshly brewed Kopi Luwak while you wait.

Now available with more hold.