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The pen is sexier than the sword
posted on 19 Apr 2010 in Stationery
This explains the massage oil inkā¦
Photo courtesy of Natalie Whoever.
Notebook found in Japan.
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The notebook lost its appeal at the Human Rights Tribunal because its not human.
It’s a good notebook (a bit sensitive)
The pages are stuck together.
NOW you’re talkin’! I’ll go for the cross dressing bisexual iguana thickly coated whipped cream draped over a neon crucifix in front of my primary school teacher, who will be dressed like bo peep, but with a salvador dali moustache. And a couple of gerbils.
Factory tested on our special machines for your protection.
When we say three hole paper, we mean three hole paper.
I used to be so biased about NOTEBOOK but, having read this, I’m resolved to be more fair about NOTEBOOK.. Sensuous people everywhere can rest easy!
The notebook you want to take to bed with you.
Damnit. And here I was thinking I was cool for bashing that romance movie…
Kinky notebook.
Robot sex turns me on, so I’m going with an iPad instead.
After this scandal, B5 security started using a new translator familiar with the term “sentient beings”…
“Hey, baby, I’m college ruled.”
“Professor! My notebook is harassing me again!”
Ć¢ā¢Ā« I’m, too sexy for my notebook, too sexy for my notebook… Ć¢ā¢Ā«
Oh! don’t be such a baby!
Perfect for passing naughty notes in class!
I’ve never had a better sensation while tasting a notebook before. A bit chewy, though.
Sensuous? Describes Light Yagami perfectly!
Light: I’ll take a potato chip…AND SENSUOUSLY EAT IT!!!
(okay, I couldn’t come up with anything better than that…) š
This had better remain a secret diary….
Tasteful notebook specially manufactured for your pleasure…..
Sensuous neoples beatifully uses it!
I’d bang that notebook.
This must be a variation on “scratch and sniff”, more like “stroke and lick” paper.
Origami? With this notebook paper it’s more like Origasmi.
Perfect spy notebook. Features many functions, different flavours to your taste make swallowing secret a pleasant experience.
please novel of romance write here
P.S. I love you.
Notebook brings us much pleasure in the way.
O, notebook of the color red passion..
hmmm… i’m not really into men in uniform firecting traffic, can i have a look at number F13?
***directing***