Thanks, but I have to do an artistic #2

It does this whenever it is told or else it gets the HOSE again.

And when it messily misses it, its owners shoes get wet

Form & Function – hand in hand?

and then the cleaners grumblingly have to clean it

Sam | 4:21 am |
Form & Function – hand in hand?

Form follows function, although in the case of ‘it’, i’m not so sure

What shakes hands with thr unemployed

Thank you, I have a lot of practice.

Step closer gentlemen! It doesn’t bite!

And any more than three shakes is masturbation.

We aim to please; you aim, too, please… beautifully.

It’s so pretty I hate to pee on it!

What a looloo.

In space, no one can hear you pee.

Wees artistically, wets it

♪♫.. “Beautiful Pee-er…”♫♪

A sure sign you’re in the wrong kind of bar.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…..

It rubs the lotion on its…oh, never mind.

Use it or lose it.

The polite way to say “aim”…

This is the flattery urinal. The sign over the sarcastic urinal says:

Were you born that way? Is it the result of some accident?

so um…what is “it”?

“‘The cardinal difficulty,’ said McPhee ‘in collaborations between the sexes is that women speak a language without nouns.'” — C.S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength

Guess which gender’s restroom this is.

Makes nice water with brue is gleen flavor beautifully goes.
Don’t read sign else make water on shoes!

Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you beautifully use it.

I hope you use it for good and not for EVIL!

Stand closer. The janitor has holes in his shoes.

Beautiful.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

But don’t beautifully overdue it, or you may go blind.

The secret’s in the urinal cake.

Size Up!

Those new water fountains are so hard to drink out of.

it looks just like a telefunken U47!

IT=FeMan!

It puts the hand soap on it’s hands…

Since Doc Thompson cut them always at 45 angles of degree, aim be sure to watch if delivered you were by him.

uses for pee are beautiful apparently

Or it gets the hose!