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One lecture you won’t fall asleep during.
Hey, coz…my monkey’s cold!
Photo courtesy of Mark Szulgit.
T-shirt found in Thailand.
(251 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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It’s not Engrish, it’s a tag cloud …
Put some words together, pretend they’re a sentence.
If I had a shirt like that, I’d pinch my nipples too.
It’s not an English language lecture, is it now?
How many monkeys did it take to type this one?
The Coz sez, “Hey, you monkeys! Outta that Jello tree! Don’t make me come up there and lecture you!”
Been waiting months for the opportunity to say:
“Because of Monkeys!”
; – )
Aw, Pete! You beat me to it!… because of monkeys.
50 monkeys at 50 typewriters for 50 years… and this is the best they could come up with???
Who let this guy near the Magnetic Poetry?
No better way to get your taste for literature than reading a monkey!
This is not a caption, but a question: does anyone have a clue what was actually meant by this?
Once again the random English word generator has struck. Leaving us without either one skerrick of syntax, or one glimmer of meaning.
Engrish. So simple, a monkey could write it!
A warm monkey is a happy monkey.
i = cos(lecture/monkey)^warm
Lecture on/of monkey business? Throw in global warming as well, for a good measure.
What the f…..
Pull your pole down,
put your tent away,
The monkey has a running nose,
So no circus today!
Look at my monkey!!!
You are such a PERky ape!
just wanted to reiterate:
because of monkeys
im in the mood for banana coffee
the monkey must be related to the typo fairies and scrabble pixies..
Like the monkey says, warm up!
Makes sense!
thats just nasty or is it.
The problem with saying the wrong words are: 1) sometimes I don’t even realize it, and 2) sometimes orange water gibbon bucket of plaster.
my monkey attended a seminar and all i got was this lousy tee shirt!
This is simple. The person who wrote this, is ‘per’ (which probably is some kind of slang for ‘happy’), because he’s following a lecture inside a living monkey, where it’s cozy and warm.
Drugs are bad!!!!!
Man, I wish I had that T-shirt so that I could wear it around town and confuse the hell out of everybody! 🙂