Dentist Office Bulletin Board

Haven’t they heard of anesthetic?
Even a zen-like trance would be better than “Don’t scream” methinks.

So you’re here for an argument. Will that be 5 minutes or the full half hour.

Put one hand in the dentist’s pocket and ask, “We are not going to hurt each other and scream, are we?”

Don’t scream, and nobody gets hurt! …well except you, of course.

The dentist shares his patient’s toothache through a bluetooth!

Don’t make me angry, doctor. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

Hola amigo y amiga. What does the Chinese say?

A dentist who hailed from old China,
Said, “It’s true I like nothing finer”,
Though they scream and thrash about,
There is never a doubt,
I like to drill holes like a demented gold-miner.

“Don’t Scream: It’s bad for busines.”

“Alien vs. Dentist: In the dentist’s chair, no one can hear you scream…”

“Edvard Munch, DDS and Expressionist artist”

Maybe they shouldn’t be playing “Saw” in the waiting room…

Oh please no more with the screaming and the drill and the biting and the FROINLAVENSHOIL!

“What was that scream?”
“The doctor suddenly fancied counting my teeth, and I, his fingers!”

Wait until you see the bill.

If this isn’t T-Shirt material, nothing is.

Paging Dr. Orin Scrivello!

We have ways of making you pay your bill!

It looks like the Body Snatchers have found a new way to find humans.

I LOVE going to the dentist!

Is anyone else getting 1-800-Dentist adds on the right margin?

You might vibrate the glass instruments too much.

“OUCH! Doctor! This is more painful than having a baby!”
“Decide for once, lady! I can’t adjust the chair all over again!”

Hell, I want to scream just from seeing the teeth-puling posters on this dentist’s wall.

Is this what they call “Primal Scream Dentistry?”

Please use your inside voice.

Prick me, do I not bleed? Cut me, do I not scream?

You jab at my neve endings,
It’s driving me insane
Just give me nitrus oxide,
Shoot me up with novocane
Help me out here…’cuz I’m in severe…paaaiiiin!!!
Now stop for a bit…So I can rinse and spit, now!
Numb me…drill me…floss me…bill meeeee!!!
-Cavity Search by Weird Al Yankovic

Is this chap related to the Ouchi dental clinic in Japan?

Actually, the Chinese means “Keep Quiet”. The English isn’t really bad , just a unfortunate choice of words though.

Salome:
> Is this chap related to the Ouchi dental clinic in Japan?

I believe the dentist clinic is in Hong Kong. English/Chinese posters, bilingual sign, Traditional Chinese. All these things only appear in Hong Kong.

Notice to Patients: The Dentist is married to a Librarian

NO RUNNING

can i yell? or cry? do i get a lollipop after??

POP! (tooth being pulled)
patient”ugggg”
dds” dont swallow thats not a cheeto”
patient, swallows tooth
dds,point to sign, “remember that when it comes out”

Can I whimper? How about moan? And will the tears rolling down my face spoil the ambiance?

CHILD (singing happily): I scream, you scream, we all scream for –

DENTIST (interrupting): Take it outside, kid.

. . . cause you’ll wake the dentist : )

For “just keep anonymous”:
i am from hong kong. but i am not sure if the picture is taken from here. As taiwan uses traditional chinese as well, and several part in china do that as well!!!

can i cry instead?

That don’t scream sign is not very encouraging…..who would use this guy if they have to put that sign on the bulletin board?????

Then “don’t pull teeth without drugs”

I won’t scream if I can punch you in the nuts any time a feel a twinge.

Im not too sure a “Dont´t Scream” sign is the best way to get clients.

Can I bark?