What’s eating you, Fluffy?

They had to agree to be just friends.

Up and down the chain food.

Beware the cat eating shrimp.

Shrimp will eat cat soon.

Pussy. It’s whats for dinner.

“You are what you eat” applies also to felines.

So they did seal that bag for a reason…

I’m feeding a cat. To my dog.

In Soviet Russia, Cheezeburger can has you.

For the owner who must hate their cat very much. 🙂

Ah. I wondered where Tibby went.

MMM. Actually, I don’t mind a bit of pussy too.

Me like cat. Me eat cat.

It’s a cat-eat-cat world…

Tongue got your cat ?

For cats hopped up on catnip, this is what they crave.

This is how Alf looks like before adding water.

Commander: Today we face the cats. They are hypocrtical, nefarious beings, authentic fuzzy pansy cowards that are no match for the strength of our arms! Let’s do the world a favor sending those crotch-licking, pussy-craving bastards to the afterlife!

Shrimps:

[BATTLE CRY!]

Good morning. In less than an hour, shrimpcraft from here will join other crustaceans from around the world. And you will be launching the largest battle in the history of prawnkind. “Prawnkind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And… Read more »

Are those Battle Shrimp carrying a shield with St George’s Cross on it ?

From slaying dragons to this.

@jjhitt: In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you.

Soylent Kitteh?

@Pete: thanks for that. My favorite movie speech of all time!

Yeah, Callie, that was one of the few movies I saw first in the theater…

Captain Hiller: “Oops.”
David: “Oops?”
Captain Hiller: “Whaddya say we try that again, huh?”
David: “Yes, yes, yes, without the oops.”

Callie, my favorite line:

“I have GOT to get me one of THESE!”

In the theater, yep, best place to see it! Love that line, too!

The shrimp were fine until biohazardous waste dumped on them… now they eat cat for breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack.

excuse us for the typo. we meant “Snack’s cat”

“just because we’re food product, that doesn’t mean we don’t like to eat cat either.”

in soviet russia , shrimps eat cats

They actually meant to say “Cat’s a snack”

Drop one or two spoonful of these on your cat when it goes housebreaking. Use full package if it seems ineffective, better luck with your next cat 🙂

so THATS where my kitty went…poor thing..

it liked my cat a little too much

CAUTION! IF snack likes cat too much please return

In Soviet Russia shrimp eats YOU!

Cat to go?