Forget the g-spot, try the liver…

How much for the all over body rub.

I’m in for the free shower.

I’d rather avoid the publicity, though.

Hot liver coming through! Hot liver coming through!

“… and for your finger pressure, we have Masseur Gollum,… 45 minuteses, My Precioussssssss….”

Thank you, Public Guests, for coming!… or whatever it is you’re doing here…

Oh sure, you get your nice massage, and what am I? Hot Liver?!?

The male guest “uses”. They make it sound so cheap. We chatted for at least 20 minutes beforehand!

How many yuan does it cost to not have publicity? I’d like to keep this quiet…

Best place where to relax your moon.

Hot lover???

Wait a minuteses! I need my free liver show before all the publicity.

For 68 yuan-are you massaging my feet or my bottom?

@beechoak: After what Gollum did to Frodo’s finger, no thank you.

Don’t ever order anything you don’t understand.

I’ll have the bottom massage prease! And, YESSSS use your feet!

Really, it’s not that obvious.

When the public guest comes, there the neighborhood goes…

Can I get onions with that hot liver?

By the pricking of my thumbs, Something welcome the guest comes ….

i wonder if this is good for gallbladders and pancreaus’ as well????

fingers, feets or oil take your pick.

Yeseses!