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WHALE = ENDANGERED BIGGESY MAMMAL WE LOVE TO KILL FOR “RESEARCH”
JAPAN + WORDS = ENGRISH!!
I beg your pardon, I would >never< squirrel my best friend!
The squirrel’s your best friend, but the sheep’s your best winter wear.
Cat = A little Niko
bird = A flying thing
politican = hippacrite
Bat = flying mouse
Pikachu = shocking
Emo = Long necked bird
Emu = a depressed person
Duck = a bird to doudge
brain = it’s smarty
sock = smelly shoe
yeti = ice man
yes, squirrels can be your friend……but only if you give them nuts on a daily basis
Yes, Squirrel is your best friend. Never mind all that rabies stuff.
Pig – Bravo surely.
Oh and bagsy first for the biggsy whale.
Leech – Stuck On You
Tiger – Eat You Up
When a star and a fish love each other very much…
Those cookies are awesome, you dip them in chocolate and they are darn tasty.
if the whale=biggesy mammal, wouldn’t it be right to say out of the bread stick selection the squirrel would equal the smallesy mammal? i dunno…talk amongst yourselves…
The picture was originally taken to be submitted along with a QA complaint. The starfish is supposed to go with the chocolate flavor.
NAKED MOLE RAT – LOLWUT
but squirrels are my best friends! & sorry pandas….you’re not my type…
Mudkip-I herd u liek.
FYI, this is a Chinese snack…
Squirrel: I don’t want a human for a best friend. They think we all have rabies and bionic plague!
I meant BUBONIC plague! My kingdom for an edit button! >_<
More, as in, grizzly bears?
All of my best friends are nuts.
Random Man: Squirrels arent’t my best friends! They’re my lords and masters!
Me: I thought that was just Foamy.
those are some confused animals…we need the dog whisperer
when you give a star to a fish, it becomes a starfish!
I get these all the time at my Walmart in Virginia. They are fantastical!
Cat – Fine Too
They are quite delicious.
You can buy these at Wal Mart!
Dung Beetle — wipe yo boinz
Slug : Beware of Salt
Gazelle — Ass clown
Crab — Hai 2 u mr pinchy
Rooster — Cockmaster
Mr Buggles – cookieboots
prawn- say hi to cousin shrimp!
I’ve had one of these Yan Yan snacks before. They actually taste pretty good, but yeah.
Bionic Plague is what you get when someone squirrels with your nanobots.
work = ah phucket
My best friend is a squirrel and I must go for more Panda! … thats some hardcore engrish here!
Caption . . . . . (damn, the thing broke in two)