Happy Drive!

Drive-By Pleasant Thing Shooting.

Dr. Freud to the emergency room, Dr. Freud Code Blue.

Umm…you sure those aren’t barf bags?

Be sure to spray some Happy Lysol on the Happy Back Seat.

I’m sure he is looking at a pretty car with big bumpers…

Like U-turn into oncoming traffic

That “I’m looking for the pleasant thing everyday” defense will not hold up in court. Trust me on this!

Then pleasant thing comes … time to get seat covers.

When pleasant thing comes, it will always be with smile….And a certain amount of squealing and yelling.

I can introduce you to an unpleasant dog that wants to go out.

Ooh, I love it when pleasant things come.

Ah! Is your handbrake on? Or are you just pleased to see me?

With our patented road-head assistance!

Stop leering at my chassis!

I think he’s been huffing gasoline again…

I think it will always be with a smile… then WHAM!… I run into somebody I haven’t seen in a while.

I look at my pleasant thing everyday.

Nice running into you.

If you see that handbag, keep looking.

…and then pot-hole comes

♫ ♪
Smile, smile, Smiley Car,
Friend to you and me.

Smile, smile, Smiley Car
Watch out for that,,,(uh-oh…CRASH…ooohhh)….TREE!
♫ ♪

I swear officer, that car was staing at me AND SMILED!

Honestly, why would you buy stationery with a car looking for “the pleasant thing” on it? I’d be creeped out if someone sent it to me!

He thought it was a pleasant thing to drive to the corner, until he picked up that undercover cop.

*I’ll just bet he is!*

Happy Drive will drive you Angry Car.

In Soviet Russia, Car drives YOU!!

…Or “rides” you, if you know what I mean /:D

Can’t blame a guy for looking…

Ugh, nothing like that stupid, endlessly repeated Soviet Russia joke to crap on the end of an otherwise great string of captions.

It’s like Brum’s (as seen on British TV) non gender specific partner! They can have mini non gender specific baby happy drive cars together!

Apparently they haven’t tried my commute.

Why so bitter Alex?

Ever heard elephant jokes, Alex? Really stupid and not funny at all. But after a dozen or so, you start to giggle and then they are the funniest thing ever. That’s how the Russia jokes work.

In Soviet Russia, elephant jokes about YOU!

A car will always be with smile, then karma strikes. He just crashed into an unhappy tree. Now his smile were worn out.

Damn autopager, I posted that for the wrong damn image….

Man, “Then, a pleasant thing comes.” could be the new “Then, it is fine.”…

HAPPY DRIVE, the sequel to HAPPY FEET:
A brave little car called “Tumble” cannot seem to win any races.
But he can tap dance something fierce!

If you think tap dancing penguins are a ridiculous idea – wait until you see HAPPY DRIVE!
Anthropomorphic cars dancing to the rhythm of your heart!
It’ll drive the happy out of you.

…and runs me off the road.

hey buddy? how do you get this thing out of second gear?

And then it runs you over…

I Found the pleasant thing!

gas is expected for happy time to be find.

Every day? Not really..only every other day. Drive..Drive..Drive.. Damn gas prices!

Then, caption!

Now this car over here, he is looking for the pleasant thing every day. Fortunately, he has found it. Unfortunately, it’s off the edge of the Benecia Bridge. So, just stay away from there and you’ve got a great family car! Good gas mileage, too. Do I have a deal?