Yan Yan Cookie Snacks

I don’t like the ones with the skunks on them.

I never knew squirrels were my best friends. And congrats on the whale for being the biggesy mammal!

Donkey – some ass

Damn.

Cat – Hair+Ball

Yeah, I thought the squirrel was my friend too. Then he grabbed my nuts.

Whales are biggesy mammals and hobbits are tricksy but the squirrel is MY PRECIOUS!!!

HORSE ELMER’S+GLUE

EEL – WALLET

Life got you down? Feeling unfulfilled? Go for more, with Panda! The sweet treat that can’t be beat!

DOG – SECOND BEST FRIEND

Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides — (continued on next breadstick)

Weasel – best business partner

Rabies, the BEST kind of cooties!

Puppy- Son of a b***h! 🙂

BRB, going to go for another panda I think.

Cow – Got Milk?

No wonder dogs love to hate squirrels.

Pig – the “other” white meat

Blowfish = Blow + Fish

Yan Yan can clean up afterwards.

After the cookie told her the squirle was her best friend, Linda was surprised to discover she had both rabies and the bubonic plague.

Alligator — Tastes Like Chicken

Lawyer — See Donkey

Chicken – Which came first?

Oops, I’ve run out of panda – got to go for more.

Shark – Attorney

Yan Yan Can Can Cook Cook

STARFISH = STAR + FISH… hope that explains CATFISH

What happens when squirrel gets awesome sheep? Tell ’em to panda for you.

Camel – One Hump or Two

Duck-Billed Platypus – WTF?

What about Starfish Hitler?

Confirmed: They got a creepily sweet tooth for Pandas in Japan…

CATS – AYBABTU

CRAP – FANCY

Shrimp – Primed for Battle!

…or was that ” Batter ” ?

Minnow – Gilligan

Rat – Bernie Madoff

This Yan Yan stick intentionally left blank.

Shrew – Smallesy Mammal

Whale – Biggesy Mammal with the Biggesy “Breadstick”

Mule – Horse + Donkey

Dolly Parton – Biggesy Mammaries

Japanese – Dried in California

Sure, a squirrel is a man’s best friend

man = finish + all

HAMSTER – HEAVENS!

The Starfish , well… just lay there. I was disappointed, I wouldn’t go back for more – but the Panda! Wow!