Who needs life when you have sushi!?

Give me sushi or give me life!

Let the good sushi roll!

Life is a pork chop.

Sushi ≥ life.

So sushi IS the portal to becoming a deep one, in H.P. Lovecrafts mythos? I quess i should throw away all those norimaki(seaweed rolls) i bought today then..

Life as a fish

I live in alternative universe. This explains it.

Sushi – it’s to die for! Literally!

Live Sushi or Die!

To be, or not to be — that is the menu.

Webmaster’s really on a roll today!

M – U – S – T……….E – A – T……….N – O – R – I….

♫ ♪
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Keep them Maki rollin’
Raw Fish!

Serve ’em up, Sell ’em out,
Raw Fish!
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“… now made with real fugu sashimi!”

This sushi is just HEAVEN!

Forget Islam’s 72 virgins. If the Japanese version of the afterlife involves an unlimited everlasting supply of sushi, I’m signing up to convert to Shintoism RIGHT NOW!

Gives new meaning to “sleeps with the fishes”

Sushi is healthy… NOT for the fish!

Beats suicide

Our chefs have worked tirelessly to make sure you just die over our meals.

I used to get high to escape from the pain and depression I experienced in my everyday life. Now, I just eat sushi!

Life is like a tray of sushi, you never know what you’re gonna catch…

So you can take your friends with you when you go. (Sort of a Jim Jones kind of thing.)

Do I eat the raw fish or do I end it all now…. decisions, decisions….

…unless you’re eating Fugu

Found on an inexpensive package of fugu.

Join the Japanese Navy.
Travel to a wide range of marine waters.
Meet and catch all manner of interesting marine creatures.
And eat them.

Sushicide is painless….

@Classic Steve “Sushicide is painless….”

Especially if it’s fugu sushi…

Especially when it’s loaded with deadly parasites.

They say that if you’re eating fugu sashimi and your tongue starts feeling numb, it’s already too late and you’re done for.

If I’m ever so old and sick that I just don’t want to go on anymore, at least Fugu’s a painless alternative to other, messier forms of self-euthanasia. And hopefully tastier, too.

This sushi is to die for!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sushi to die for…in Adelaide, Australia?
Puts a whole new twist on “Sushi Down Under”.
; – )

Hero: Too late. You serve Dagon now.

Fugu sashimi? This fish really blows.

hmmmm…..life or sushi…?

Correct! When you live, your death is certain, while you can survive eating sushi. So sushi IS healthier than life. And “easier” is obvious.

I thought mercury poisoning was a slow, painful death. At least there’s Sapporo !

Ani said “M – U – S – T……….E – A – T……….N – O – R – I….”

Sorry, but….my version is:

M – U – S – T……….E – A – T……….N – O – R – I – K – O….

How do I know that the Devil is not making this offer?

Here I thought “life of the party” was just an expression; apparently, it’s a real problem that demands an alternative.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, wasting… Read more »

Sushi: The newest MMORPG!

As Axl Rose says:

“Live like a sushi-suicide!..”

It’s to DIE for!

Ani said “M – U – S – T……….E – A – T……….N – O – R – I….”

Pete said “M – U – S – T……….E – A – T……….N – O – R – I – K – O….”

I prefer M – U – S – T……….E – A – T……….N – O – R – I – T – A – K – E….

Pro-Life?!? Pro-Choice?!?

NO! I am PRO-SUSHI!

To hell with education, religion, morality and governments!!!
I’M EATING SUSHI!!!

Do it for the love of sushi!

That is great. I like sushi, but I didn’t know it was that good.