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Wash your hands after eating…
Photo courtesy of Andrew.
Found at hotel breakfast buffet in Hakone, Japan.
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You never know what diseases you’ll catch when you touch those balls.
At least they’re honest about tampering with your food 😛
Welcome to Bacteria Cafeteria…
Only one germ, that’s better than just about every food in existence!
Remember to brush your teeth with the gingivitis after each meal!
Ironically it doesn’t contain MSG.
Botulism, Golden staph perhaps
Fresh from the incubator.
Five second rule!
You rolls of bread make me sick!
Made from our mind.
Allow me to show my appreciation with the clap.
All those little wheat germs are after you.
Made from our mind. Hope you don’t mind the foreign matter.
Brötchen are bread rolls from the Germ.
Bread…the staph of life!
Sneeze bread!
The French call them Croissants, because they can’t pronounce Bwead Woll.
Ahhhh wheat… the staph of life
Looks like Swine Flu has actually been WELCOMED by Japan…or at least by one company thereof…
And for dessert we have Bubonic Plague Pie with whipped cream.
One roll coming ACHOOOO!
Good thing it’s just one germ per roll.
If you liked our “Bacterium With Chicken” you’ll LOVE our Roll of Bread with Germ!!
QUARINTINE THAT BREAD IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
The Germ.
Not suitable for vegetarians… 🙂
And yet they still couldn’t figure out why they’d been failing food hygiene inspections year after year… 😉
Next bakery tray (not shown):
Germin’ Pumpernickel
Excuse me, but I’d like to know what kind of germ?
Washing hands not required.
At least they could have come with an euphemism like “high protein bread rolls”…
Ahhh…the buffet of a cruise ship!
I think it’s made with wheat, I hear wheat has a lot of germs…
Please only one germ roll in each guest. Others not the guest may look at germ roll and dream the roll in the good resting place mind.
Come on, I dare you to eat one!
Can I take your order?
Start me off with the bread with germ for an appetizer, with the mad cow burgers as a main course, with a side of e.coli slaw, and swine flu suprise for dessert!
WARNING: PORNO ACCESSORIES, NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
(What the f—, Richard, this was a dozen five minutes ago!)
AACCHHOOOOO sorry..the germs got me…
Yeast in Japanese and Chinese literally translates as germ or microbe…their flour based doughs don’t have any yeast…