Diarrhoea

What NOT to wear on the first date.

What a sh*tty t-shirt

Doesn’t she look stylish in that.

Allow me to demonstrate…

Fashion nowadays, any shit will do

Shouldn’t this be on the back of the shirt?

(Sigh.) Ah, Japan.
Thy cluelessness without bound
Never ceases to astound.

Also enjoy our new perfume: Liquid by Excrement

When can I get one from the Engrish Store?

First in a range of ‘How are you today?’ message shirts – coming soon – “Fungal Infection”, “Contagious” and “Genital Itching”; and look out next month for “Killer PMS”

Ahhhh… she has her own natural lube.

OMFG! I bet she failed her English class in the high school!!

Also comes in brown.

Constipation is encouraged …

Alright! Who honked-off the translator again?

Japanese fashion has just gone right down the toilet!

They’ve had a big “run” on sales lately…

That shirt stinks!

When these were first release, there was a run on the store to get them.

Not really a caption, but I’m pretty sure the only way this happens is if their english language source (translator, phrase supplier, whatever) is retiring or being fired.

Medical encyclopedia being a source for t-shirt slogans.

She’s thinking: “This is the LAST time I model for an ad for Pepto Bismol….”

“Where does it hurt?”
“My… stomakku…”

Ads for weigh-loss program

That shirt’s not going to be white for long…

If you wear this shirt in public, people will get out of your way.
You’ll also have the elevator all to yourself.

I said SHIRT with an R.
S – H – I – R – T !
And that is NOT what I got.

The model’s looking down and reading, thinking, “Oh, SH*T!!”

I just emailed this to a friend, and the email verification was
3N2P2P
how appropriate!

most people I know wear their HEART on their sleeve!

So you got “Diarρea” huh? I gotta Πe!

Clerk: I’m not sure ma’am…OH…that’s on Aisle 3…right next to the t-shirts that say “Imodium” on them!

Looks like she’s not taking any sh*t!

Or maybe taking an extra lot of sh*t…

Designed for the woman who really doesn’t want to be hit on.

To Blaze: well another term that i know for being fired is “sh*t-canned”, or maybe he just does not give a sh*t anymore. I think he is just done with taking everyone else’s sh*t!

The Japanese will wear any old sh*t

Diarrhoea: A Ho with the runs, homey!!

Fashion for coprophiliacs!

Oh no! With that fabric along the way I will never know what diarrhoea is!

Gastroenterologists: Win a free T-shirt when you send in the most interesting sample…

Did you know that Diarrhea is Hereditary?
It runs in your jeans..

Exceedingly poor taste,

When TMI becomes a way of life.

I love those t-shirts explaining body functions. I hope they come up with something that involves vomit in the next collection.

New heights (or new lows) of…shinjirarenai!

Oh yeah, that turns me on (not!!!)

Shirts like these have too many words. They could have kept it simple and manufactured a one-word T-shirt that says:

“SCAT!”

and yet she refuses to wear the sweater I made her for Christmas.

You should see her VOMIT t-shirt…