Put some pants on that wood…

posted on 11 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Only you can prevent forest fire pregnancy…

Photo courtesy of Dickie Zebregs.
Sign found in China.

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We gotta stop feeding the sign-makers first…

posted on 10 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Topped with a rich bodily fluid, surrounded by fresh scabs…

Photo courtesy of Dave Warner.
Menu from Italian restaurant in Gunsan, South Korea.

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Okay, sign face

posted on 9 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Remember, breathe mouth.

Photo courtesy of ‘Trash’.
Found at Suzhou pagoda in China.

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No pissing…

posted on 8 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre.
Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo.
Japanese reads: “Urinating here is prohibited.
A security camera is recording.”

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I only take my scorn in the morning…

posted on 7 Nov 2009 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Jessica Koker.
Menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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Looks like fertilized cattle to me…

posted on 6 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Patty Clifton.
Menu from restaurant in China.

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Fortified with iron…

posted on 5 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Nate Zhang.
Menu found in China.

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Entering the tower…

posted on 4 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Instructions



Photo courtesy of Pius Ott.
Found at the Pearl Tower in Shanghai, China.

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Fresh rungus here!

posted on 3 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Edward Bean.
Menu found in Yunnan China.

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I have a sweet-tooth for Doug…

posted on 2 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Brittany Coleman.

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