It’s fun to speculate what you will get…

Bejing Barbeque! Of all the wonderful barbeque styles, that’s my favorite kind!

Wood to be… = pine cones?

I got the Third-like explosion once, it was amazing.

I believe my doctor gave me the Wu Dan Blastin Power before my colonoscopy… I had a Close Encounter of the Third-like.

Waiter, can I have that shaker of TNT to sprinkle on my oxtail?

Wait, is this a drug shop?

Um, I’ll admit I laughed reading this but I’m suspicious when so many jokes appear on a single menu. Does this look photoshopped to anyone else? It looks like the reflection on the glass is showing in front of the kanji on the left but not changing the shades of the lettering on the right.

Maybe I’m just too skeptical

The Wu Dan blasting powder always gives me heartburn.

^ I don’t think it’s a Photoshop. A lot of legitimate restaurant Engrish exists, and some examples are even crazier than this. Also, the impression of no reflection is given because the letters are white. Some reflection is visible in the darkest parts.

Not responsible for customer spontaneous combustion.

Oh come on, “Beijing City Barbecue,” couldn’t we have gotten a misspell or typo? You broke the streak!

Eunuch noodles, hold the eggs…
(Thankful I gots eggs to hold.)

Woo, Dan! That was some blasting powder!

The perfect meal for the pyro.

Chinese are famous for fireworks on their food

The “Wu Dan Blasting Powder” is Sichuan Chilies.
“Third-like Explosion” is triple the dose.

And the “It Seems Honey” are Sichuan Peppercorns…Seems like honey, but you can’t tell ’cause your tongue’s too danged NUMB to be able to know for sure!

It seems, honey, that Culiu is the wood-to-be… as long as Wu Dan doesn’t come with his blasting powder

Coke = probably over hot coals, i’e some sort of barbecue. Wu Dan Blasting Powder is a different bottle of pop entirely.

Actually Tiger Woods appears the best person to ask these days about “hidden honey”.

eh….I’m not quite sure what I would get in those dishes even though I can read the Chinese. And the translations they put for the fancy dish names are not that much off literally.

WHAT?! ONLY THIRD-LIKE EXPLOSION?! NOT EVEN SECOND?!

“Barbeque Speculation” – Is that like a credit crunch barbeque or something?

Teacher: “You are not yet worthy of the secret of the ‘Wu Dan Blasting Powder’ young master…”

Pupil: “When will I be ready master? When will I know?”

Teacher: “When you first discover the true nature of that which ‘seems honey like’. Only then will you be ready for Wu Dan!

“Crouching mutton, Hidden honey.” had me laughing out loud. Thanks for that!

Give the chef a break, he’s a rehabilitated suicide bomber from Afghanistan.

I’m told the barbecue speculation is pretty intense.

i think i’ll have the Third-like explosion with the Wu Dan blasting powder….damn no wonder the mutton got burned…

Um, ill just have a glass of water… non exploding please.

Do you have anything that doesnt explode, or was cooked by explosion, or induces explosion?

Uhhh, waiter, I asked for a glass of water. How can any of that sound like nitroglycerin? *cup explodes*

Excellent – this should be number ONE!

excuse me, we ordered Wu Dan blasting powder. send it again here in afghanistan asap..

Um, on second thought, is there a McDonald’s nearby?

Sands Gigot? Wasn’t that Sally Field’s first movie?

It seems honey, but to be honest we have absolutely no clue as to what it really is.

forget a stripper in a cake, I’ll take the Wu Dan blasting powder!

is this sign for food or dynamite?

Can I get the Unibomber special: Wu Dan blasting powder, with a side of Third-like explosion? I here the glycerin dipping sauce will blow your mind.

You won’t walk away from that meal.

Close Encounters of the Third-Like Kind.

Mr. Creosote’s favorite Chinese.

There’s so many options, what do you reccomend?

After this, everyone will be vegetarians… if they survive!

It seems honey, but here’s a little warning: it might be oil, or maybe even poison!