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Sudden Laugh! Engrish
For the high-end ho
posted on 4 Dec 2009 in Chinglish
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Photo courtesy of Vasu Kengeri.
Found in Beijing, China.
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Also in bitch color
Business attire for the “business” lunch…
Just across from the Whore’s Hair Salon, and Hooker Handbags!
The logo tells you that it’s Ho.
Thigh boots with high heels, and short shorts, look strange on Chinese working girls.
They just added a new line call Ho’s For Men
Where she gives uncle Ho’s credit card a workout.
Used to be Ho & Mo’s, but the customers they got were kind of weird.
It’s not so great. $100 an hour whether you finish shopping or not.
A cut above the bargain store… Ho’s-R-Us!
Ho knows fashion!
When you walk in they greet you: “Hi ho! Hi ho!”
It is really in the Staten Island Mall
Our prices are a sure Tramp Trap!
…because the Gap doesn’t sell CFM boots.
Our clothing is pretty loose.
Q: Euphemism for 3 women shopping together in that store?
A: “Santa Claus”.
(OK, I admit that blew. Slack please, ain’t drunk my mornin’ coffee yet.)
Opening our NEWEST branch store in Trampa, Florida.
Sir, I think you’re looking for the Pimp’s Boutique
Paging Tiger Woods, Paging Tiger Woods…
Well…ho, ho, ho!
No, I don’t think the late Don Ho had anything to do with this.
Yeah, no “Tiny Bubbles” to be found here!
Timmy’s coffee and donuts were doing so well, that fashionable women’s clothing was the next logical step.
Ho’s on third?
Proudly funded by the Erection Development Organization.
As for this store it is not prostitute your usual false type of substance and for the sake of it is not.
I think I know girls who shop there.
They’re currently having a sale. All underwear half-off.
Booty Shorts by Prada, Gucci and Christian Dior.
Pimp your wardrobe!
Puts the “Ho” in “Haute Couture” !
I wonder if they sell panty Ho’s….
[insert Family Guy reference here]
Open only late at night. When no one’s around.
Every time a security gaurd walks by, all the employees suddenly give the customers directions to the food court.
Oh boy, finally a shop doing agricultural fashion!
Ho sale!
Ad for their Christmas sale “There no place like Ho’s for the Holidays”
Year Round Sale! All 90% off.
At least they’re honest.
…and remember, at HO’s we don’t sell underwear.
“Ho can I help you?”
Conveniently located in the Pimps Palisade Mall