Show it to me one more time…

As for the other thing, please don’t do that anymore, it’s annoying.

I love the look of your whatsy.

The flowers were nice, but the standing ovation was a bit much…

After Lance Bass’s lyrics were shot down by the rest of the band, he decided to open up his own greeting card line.

And they say only MEN have sex on their minds…

… because obviously I don’t love you for your mind…

… that’s why I addressed the card to “it” and not you…

You know… a bird and it bee?

Aha! The “Official Organ” gains another fan.

… I just wish you weren’t so damn ugly…

As the prostitute said. “Things to see, and people to do.”

… for the easily-impressed size-queen…

It would help if your fire weren’t naked.

when “always on my mind” doesn’t quite capture the sentiment…

You got a thing, I got a thing. Let’s have a thing!

She also included a free trial of Viagra in a heart shaped box.

Thanks, but I prefer tulips for my thing.

When I think of your thing I touch myself.

When you think about it, flowers are a plants “things”….

Which is why I’m sending the card. With a thing like that, you need a little cheering up.

Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Thing, Gimme Dat
Gimme, Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Thing
Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Thing

Shouldn’t the thing above been posted in the Adult Engrish section? 🙂

The sort of greeting cards the Addams Family receive from their fans, eh? 😀

…and here’s the $100 for the night

はっぴ〜ぽすとかーど, the Japanese on the side, is read “happî posutokâdo”, or “Happy~Postcard”.

…get well soon.

“Leave That Thing Alone” — Neil Peart.

Good thing that the disgusting thing didn’t come.

Ladies just love my thing.

Okay, just a heads up. This doesn’t mean that you comics geeks can use “Wanna see my Giant Sized Man Thing” as a pick up line.

I don’t know what that thing is, but I know it’s yours and I’m always thinking about it…

Greeting Cards just aren’t what they used to be.

someone went through Bill Clinton’s mail

Girls you know you better watch out
some guys,some guys are only about
that thing, that thing, that thing

umm….
i mean your brilliant mind.
*heh, heh*

And now…I think.. of your thing..imagine it.. dream it.. xixixixixi..BAKA!

What a coincidence, I always think *WITH* my thing!

I think of your thing between my tulips.

stationery for beloved things

this is for you also. i always think of your thing too (with a picture of a cucumber)

that like my mom flower!!

No, thank you, Mr. Dahmer.

Truer words have never been uttered…

For me, I try not to.

I thing about you all the time, honey …

– Ai Lau Yu!
– Sum Ting Wong, Dong?