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Pees boys in the pot, nine days old.
Where all the whiz kids hang out.
After our complete chef lost a leg to leprosy, he joined the hopful network.
Leak soup is our specialty.
A real pisser of a place to eat.
Hungry? Urine the right place.
Always a steady stream of quality dishes.
One of our specialties is pea soup.
All our beer has been personally [s] pissed[/s] passed by the owner.
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Join our network.
It’s an IP network.
Weirder yet… it’s a Rock Polka bar in the Ukraine:
http://peesboyclub.com.ua/en/photo/
And of course, they serve beer.
A special interest restaurant for those with incontinence…
hopefully they’ll make it through dinner…
WAITER: And how is everything?
PATRON: Depends…
… featuring Master Chef, I.P. Freely
Specialty of the House: Kidney Pie
The word is leaking out about this place…
Yeah, well, with a name like that, KEEP HOPING!
For a gladder bladder!
That is a novel way to wash the dishes.
All food comes with a side order of Pisstachios.
Let’s go to the hop!
Where the golden shower comes free with the meal.
Right next to the Pistol Lounge where their motto is “Drink all night; Pistol dawn!”
That’s the Number One Restaurant!
Next door to the Ure Inn in downtown Wangking.
What goes better with chicken, red or yellow wine?
Don’t order the brownies for dessert…
you should check out the pees girls club down the road they’re having R.Kelly perform tonight
When I’m full of hops I tend to pee a lot, too.
Big Boy is apparently disgruntaled
All we are saying…is give pees a chance!
Bart Simpson: I’m looking for Ivanna, last name: Tinkle!
Moe: Hey! Ivanna Tinkle! Put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle!
Don’t go there! The beer tastes weird!
Last time I went there the waiter was really pissed off.
Okay, what gets to me on this one is it’s obviously not a misprint or something, their actually a graphic of the kid peeing, and they are associating this with a restaurant? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
I haven’t heard good things about this place from the peopie.
What’s yer analysis ?
@Kitsune – perhaps since this place is a bar, there is an extraordinarily mangled pun in the name…British tourists kept asking for a place to “get pissed” and some Ukrainian entrepreneur armed only with an American-English to Ukrainian dictionary gave us this nugget of Engrish gold.
No squatters allowed!
@jay
Okay, Ill buy that explanation
Pissing the night away…. Pissing the night away…
Isn’t it great that the used parts of that song in the adds for one of the “Home Alone Movies”
@Kitsune & Jay
Surprised nobody noticed that the concept comes from well-known statue in Brussels named “Manneken Pis”…i.e., “Little Man taking a Whizz”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis
And this place in the Ukraine doesn’t have the only restauranteurs to name their establishment after this statue. Example:
http://www.mannequinpis.com/
And after checking out the menu of the place who’s link I posted, amazingly enough, two specialties on the menu are potato and leek soup, and various types of sausage!!!
All of our beer is personally passed by our manager.
He’s flashing the pees sign while he peace….
Don’t eat the chowder.
Belgium sure is popular!
The bathroom is just a hop, a skip, and a jump away.
– Pee soup, Sir?