Just a chick?

My gosh! You are a big boy. Aren’t you?

75 crew-neck prophylactics.

Why do you keep calling me “Captain Hook,” honey?

Socks for the third leg.

Yeah, ‘coz Woemn love peckers.
Just not on their feet.

Why can you only get them in packs of two?

Pecker? I hardly know ‘er!

she also has a pair of Bitch! socks…

She wears her heart on her sleeve and her hard on her socks…

These are socks the RHCP were wearing on the cover of their Abbey Road EP. Check it out: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Rhcp4.jpg

The special weave of the fabric keeps them up.

And does the other sock say “wood”?

This is the woeMn’s revenge against men, for inventing stiletto shoes and thongs… When woeMn take over the world, every man will have to wear them.

At least we know what this sock’s good for!

pecker up!

Utopia: A pair of peckers for every chick!

Hands off my pecker!

For those extra-chilly mornings….

100% combed cotton prophylactics…

Because everyone can use a pecker sock.

Why don’t chickens wear underwear?

Because their pecker is on their nose.

This reminds me of an old WWII story. According to the legend, the British troops in were using condoms to cover their guns to prevent sand from getting in. One of the Generals made a request for some rather large prophylactics to do the job. Churchill agreed, but with two conditions; that they be labled “made in Britain” and also be labled “Small”

Woe to Men!

Drop yer ____s and grab yer socks ! (Another old army reference.)

If this fit my pecker, I’d never leave home. Sadly, mine doesn’t have that thitry-degree kink halfway down.

IT FITS PERFECTLY

What kind of dick would wear these?

Finally, a sock that knows its destiny.