Proper directional discharge appreciated here…

DAG BLASTED TOILET BOWL….I could just CHOKE you!
That’s it, I’ve HAD it….Ready….Aim…FIRE!!!

Hooking back the spray hose???
Ewwww…..painful…I hate when THAT happens.

We’re way beyond “Sanitized for your protection” here.

Thank you for not choking or traumatizing passers by from your fart gas. Have a nice life!

Now I don’t want to piss in your pocket in any way, shape or form.

If your directional discharge reaches about this line, you may hear from the fire department! 🙂

If your directional discharge reaches about this line, immediate IT support services are strongly recommended!

I’ve hugged the porcelain a time or two in my college life, but I was too grateful not to choke.

If you had to use the spray hose afterwards, you may need to work on your directional discharge.

A simple “We aim to please; You aim too please” would have sufficed…

Unauthorized discharge without permission of the Family Planning Department will be prosecuted

Death penalty to person who choke the toilet bowl

Um, what’s the purpose of a spray hose on a toilet?

We aim to please,
You aim too, please!

Regular wasting is okay, but please don’t wrap yourself from head to toe and pretend to be a mummy.

…and that’s the sanitized version

You can waste the toilet paper a little bit… just not EXCESSIVELY!

Re: kringo – Um, what’s the purpose of a spray hose on a toilet?

I would imagine this would be for a bidet.

Yarr, all the spray hose belong to me, matey! *”hooks” it back to self*
/bad pun

This toilet has been choked. I think we can clearly rule it a homicide.

Sounds like an Alanis Morissette song! XD

Please zip up after hooking up the spray hose.

If, after use, hooking back the spray hose accidentally results in knots or twists, surgical services are available by calling 1-800-…..

This isn’t very clear. The discharge is going to go in SOME direction no matter what.

Please remember to be kind to the commode. Thank you.

6) and have a nice day !

Also, thank you for to not DROPPING a live hand grenade in the toilet !

Directional? I don’t know whether I am coming or going.

Ask not for whom the bowl toils. It toils for thee.

Excessive wasting of toilet paper may cause the toilet to choke.

for your comfort, please bare with our uncomfortably nagging rules.

Hello, I must be peeing
I came to say
I will not spray
I must be peeing

Excessive wasting of toilet papers? I’m not wasting, the package said 300 shts…

you know malaysians..they need water everywhere

but its ok to smoke , right ?

Well, I wanted to choke the toilet bowl, but it put a restraining order on me ever since my last movement…

Choking the Chicken how ever is acceptable.

wait…which spray hose are we talking about?

when using the paper, dont use 10 when 2 will do, how about 3, their free, how bout 4, there will be more,

dont choke the toilet, it will regurgitate

No problem, it was a pleasure WIPING myself thoroughly !

Man I had a bad case of directional discharge down in Mexico…

…What if you excessivly waste tissue paper to choke the toilet?

That toilet bowl pissed me off. No need to make a sign for just me!

lol “discharge” hope it doesn’t mean what I think…

I’d rather not hook back the hose. That might hurt!

HAHAHAHA!!!! Yes, sorry, I strangled the toilet bowl at Target and I was planning on choking this one, but…

Choking (the toilet) is against the LAW!

I don’t want your directional discharge ANYwhere near me!

It’s really awkward, but I actually understood this one…

Choking/excessive waste = too many people clogging up the sewerage systems for toilets with too much toilet paper.

And the hose actually has a hook-like thing to hold it up – it’s there to try and clear up the toilet paper mess/clean the toilet.