I like the hands on approach…

Touching you, touching me, wasn’t that a song by ABBA?

Until being arrested by the Police absolutely! 😮

He touches himself at night. Politely.

I bet he only goes to that store for the melons… 🙂

Just as long as you don’t tout me there !

An open supporter of the crazy beharior… 😉

That’s a touchy issue!

Let’s all get slapped in return politely!

Well,… as long as it’s done “politely”…

Grope only with proper etiquette.

“Hey, Janet Weiss! We found who stole your T-shirt!”

Still not a good touch…

Just to be certain this is hands-on

In today’s financial news, Unilever has been forced to reconsider their relatively lenient alcohol policy within their advertising department.

But watch your hands first, please.

Please wash your hands, politely.

He seems to have an invisible touch, but at least he’s polite about it.

Member of the Frisk Squad

Say “please”.

When I think about you I touch myself.

Do not touch unclaimed objects and humans.

The invisible hand of the new capitalism.

Groping on trains appears to be a national sport in Japan.

This is NOT a petting zoo…

Good manners are no excuse for invading one’s personal space.

Excuse me, good lady, but I have recently noted your outstanding physical attributes, whose voluptuous features demand my excited senses to relieve the anxiety to discover their feeling.

You have 20 minutes to take your hands off me!

Man: Excuse me, Miss, but may I touch you?
Woman: No Sir, you may not.
Man: But I was being polite!
Woman: So was I. I said “No Sir, you may not.”
Man: That’s it! This shirt is going right back to the store!!

Pinky finger raised, the rest squeezing the boobie.

dont touch doubtful things

she puts the lotion in the bucket or she gets the hose again!

No. That’s Neil Diamond – Sweet Caraoline

‘Touch All’?!?!? Tall order for Mr. Small Hands there! Still he is quite polite……

And please do not have the erection in progress…

him have rissues

It seems he didn’t skip the RAPE!!! lmao

i touch you
you touch me
were a happy family….

barney

I love myself, I want you to love me, when I feel down, I want you above me.

… And let’s grope agressively!

he doesnt just go after the melons… he also goes after the bananas, cucumbers, and eggplants as well…

I guess that’d be ‘light petting’

No, touching dirty makes the heart grow fonder.

Nothing worse than impolite touch.