Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Engrish Welcome to Our!
Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer
© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
It’s like death and taxes isn’t it.
Comes with a complimentary set of nails for your coffin…
How did you get a picture of my wife?
Is a divorce for when your life is not so bad, then?
Kids is for when you life tanks.
From the Life Sucks Now Die Collection
Must be Jon Gosselin.
Men die earlier than women… BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!
You die. That’s it again.
The “G” stands for Goth…
Prophetic
Too bad I never read that shirt BEFORE I got married
When the playing gets tough, the player get married.
If you thought marriage was for when your life is not so good, just wait until you’re actually married…
Confucius say: Marriage be rike burning entire house to cook the toast.
I wonder what the NC17 view of marriage is.
Is that the “G spot”??
Marriage is for when you’re life is not so good. Especially if you’re looking for marriage on a vh1 reality show.
how inspiring!
Polygamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy.
The MPAA rating for marriage is “G”?
Does the “S” stand for “sucks”?
In poor, in sickness, for worse, till death do us part…
Married to an insufferable, castrating whore, when your life already sucks?
That’s G!
Now we know why Kurt married Courtney.
lolz, wow, and i think thats when his life tanked, cuz apparently as soon as he got back from the marriage, he locked himself in his room and wrote “Heart-Shaped Box”
*sigh* Now you tell me…
It’s the perfect for the recession then.
Mystery solved: both citations (“Life goes…” and “Marriage…”) are taken, word-perfect, from the book Taxi Driver Wisdom by Risa Mickenberg. (An excellent read, by the way.)
make a woman’s life happy by making yours miserable!
Amen to that! Mirage No Happy!
divorce anyone?
You got it backwards douchebag!!!