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One, two, tree…
posted on 22 Aug 2009 in Clothing
Photo courtesy of Don and Laura Claunch.
T-shirt found in Japan.
(295 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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If I had four fish I could have a BBQ.
One fish, two fish, red fish, bad shirt.
Threefish how odd?
Wan Too see you
One, two, tree, fore!
What a bad golf score.
Threefish are terrific, if you’ve cast into the murky and polluted waters of the Thames…
Indeed, threefish are a terrific catch from the Thames…But sevenfish would be a Fantastic Dream, and a Miracle to boot! 🙂
Dr. Seuss just doesn’t re-translate well back from Japanese…
Tree reasons not to buy shirt: tree fish.
Never ending love, ehh? Threesome is good.
Get yours now, tee shirt with poetry by Ezra Pound!
Feeshes in de wata, feeshes in de see! We aw jum PUP wid a wun too tree~! (Get the reference = cookiiiies.)
wow, finally, the theory of relitivity explained clearly!
Once upon a time Timmy took some bad acid and saw three giant, rotating trout.
A wonderful bird is the Treefish,
As it leaps from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in the Rhubarb bush,
And whistles like a cow.
So we put these 100 monkeys in front of typewriters, see? Long story short, it’s not Shakespeare but it’ll make a fine t-shirt.
One! Two! Three! Three grammatical errors! Ah ah ah ah ah! *thunderclaps*
They jump and they swam light ovel the dam!
Doesn’t quite sound like it’s mercury in these fishes.
Hippie counting fishes. Now I’ve seen it all…
Just wait until they get to the number eleafen!
Three fish are terrific.
TREE FISH are terrifying!
If only all of us had love for trees…
“I took a shower after playing sex.”
I thought something smelled fishy.
“Neverending Love.”
And then “See you.”
Yeah, how many times have I heard that in my life.
Typical guy.
one, two, tree,
this T-shirt makes no sense to mee.
ABCD goldfish
MNO goldfish
SDR goldfish
ODR goldfish
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