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It only hurts when I laugh…
posted on 19 Aug 2009 in Stationery
Grin and tear it…
Photo courtesy of Daniel Radetic.
“Smile Cutter” from Morning Glory stationery company.
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SMILE! or else …
Want to know how I got these scars?
Why… so SERIOUS?
Wiped the smile of MY face.
Just right when saying, “Cheese!” isn’t enough.
Preferred by psychopaths everywhere.
The weapon recommended by killjoys everywhere!
Meet Smile Cutter, Smile Shutter’s evil brother!
Endorsed by Jack the Ripper
Specially ordered for Jack Nicholson’s re-do of The Shining.
(Next special order for Axl Rose)
Morning Glory is also the manufacturer of Happiness Cutting Scissors
I can make you smile!
Let’s turn that frown upside down! or else…
“Smile ‘though your face is aching…”
When the giggles just won’t go away…
Now, cut that out!
It only hurts when I laugh.
The company title has been shortened.
Morning Glory Stationary Company and Plastic Surgery Institute.
Recommended by 0 out of 5 depressed emo kids. Too cheerful.
Specifically endorsed by The Joker!… and Mr. Grin! XD
Smile CUTTER?
Ghastly.
Made in Korea? WHICH Korea?
Guess:
North Korean make. Special order for the Dear Leader’s after-hours “entertainment” spent together having “fun” with political opponents.
Memories of Nat King Cole,
“Smile, when your heart is breaking,
Smile, though your face is aching…”
Oops…sorry Beechoak. Didn’t see yours until after I posted.
My bad.
What a side-splitter.
Morning Glory: The scalpel brand preferred by Dr. Giggles.
Used by the Mafia for “cutting someone a second smile.”
the perfect tool for those with “Botox face”
The “Smile Cutter” by Morning Glory: Because slaughter is the best medicine!
I bet the Joker has one of these.
For style cutter circumcisions see Robby.
Just pray the bris (circumcision) is done by a trained Rabbi, not the Prist we saw the other day
Crack a grin. Cut a smile.
I love Life. Life loves me.
A happier man no where exists.
I think I’ll go and slash my wrists.
Jokers first blade!
A perfect Glasgow Smile every time!
Recommended by killjoys everywhere!
Finally I can do something about the clown who creeps into my room at night!
It’s painfully cute!
What a bunch of cut ups on this site.
what a bunch of cutting remarks
Hold still, Dahlia…
…Because nothing evokes morning glory like a teeth-revealing scar.
What the Joker used in his earlier years.
Just cut a smile on your face.
Nice Lipstick!
Letss put a sssmile on that face!!!
Don’t that put a smile on your face? 😀
Smile, cutter! Or else!
Handy for those underaged emo kids!
Emo tested, Joker appoved!
So /that’s/ what the Joker used…