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I hope it wasn’t a golden shower…
I rolled a 12, that means I go twice.
OK.. the I guess the smell is coming from that purse thing of yours.
Hi cutie. Wanna take a shower?
God…these new sex education programmes they’re introducing to the schools sure aren’t what I voted for!
A shower of sperms, that is…
That girl believes in clean living (and loving).
prostitutes advertisement?
Winner of the Sexphone Competition
I’d be really interested if it weren’t a dude….
Two can play at that!
Grest. I’m looking for a girl who takes a shower BEFORE playing…
When the shower’s rockin, don’t come knockin.
Well, cleanliness is next to Godliness, as they say…
But this was just play. When it’s for real, I hose myself down with bleach.
So glad to see you took a break…!
Then I took a shower to wash the bukkake off.
Some people just don’t get the concept of TMI.
I’d sex her shower!
So it’s true. Sex IS dirty! 😉
If she didn’t use protection, it won’t make any real difference…
My fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that shower.
..and got the high score
Don’t worry, I was only playing…
It seems twitter has started its own line of shirts.
No need to read between the lines here then?
…and yet I still feel dirty.
after playing sex? Does that mean he took a shower after masturbating?
what is the girl in front of him have in her hand, another sex toy?
sexphone players always tayk shower after playing
Game Orn!
She should really give that shower back. But, she does look very playful.
Now there’s someone you ask to a playdate.
From filling to swilling.
She just had to see if her new Jacob Zuma shower head worked on females too. (Find a South African to explain).
wait….DAD!
i wish you had your shower before and after sex..
And all I got was this charmed, sword of sharpness!!!
That won’t stop the disease from spreading.
In small print: “I used ‘My Inside-Cleaner’ too.” (see May 5 ’09 Chinglish : Waiting Impatiently For Woman)
Did you happen to notice that her elbow is filthy?